As you know, ol’ Hambo is a creationist entrepeneur from Australia, famed not only for his creationist ministry, Answers in Genesis (AIG), but also for the infamous, mind-boggling Creation Museum, and for building an exact replica of Noah’s Ark. Verily, he is the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
We’re not surprised that with all his holiness and wisdom, Hambo is able to analyze America’s problems. Here are some excerpts from his insightful essay, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
Many Christians in America look around the nation and bemoan the decline of Christian morality, the removal of God from public places, and the attack on religious freedom (particularly the freedom to exercise their faith, as guaranteed by the US Constitution). But these issues aren’t ultimately the problem. They are simply symptoms of the problem.
Egad — Christians have lost the freedom to exercise their faith — and we didn’t even notice it! Hambo says:
You see, America has a foundational problem. Increasingly, the worldview of this culture is built upon the ever-changing opinions of fallible man instead of God’s Word. Social issues like abortion, gay “marriage,” and euthanasia are symptoms of a much deeper problem — people building their worldview on man’s word. When people abandon the truth of the absolute authority of God’s Word, ever-changing moral relativism will permeate the culture. And that’s exactly what has happened here in America.
Yes — oh yes! — Hambo has identified our problem! We’ve been relying on the Constitution — the work of man, instead of the bible. He tells us:
As our culture continues to drift further from God’s Word, we will only see an increase in moral relativism, the division of families, loss of the sanctity of life, violence, homosexual behavior, and more.
He’s right! Those godless evolutionists are all violent gay divorced abortionists. Hambo continues:
Many people hope that the next president or Supreme Court will be able to fix these problems. But although engaging in politics is certainly important, a political solution won’t ultimately solve the woes of this world or this nation. Because it’s ultimately a spiritual problem, it needs a spiritual solution.
If Trump can’t solve those problems, then what’s to be done? Let’s read on:
Our culture needs to return to trusting in God’s Word and the gospel of Jesus Christ.
[*Curmudgeon swoons*] That’s the answer! Here’s one more excerpt:
We need people in this nation to please the Lord — instead of compromising God’s Word with fallible man’s ideas.
Give up your science, dear reader. Visit Hambo’s ark and buy all his books. It’s the only way to save America.
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