It shouldn’t surprise you that among his other talents, Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the ayatollah of Appalachia, knows what women want and how to give it to them.
Ol’ Hambo is famed not only for his creationist ministry, Answers in Genesis (AIG), but also for the infamous, mind-boggling Creation Museum, and for building an exact replica of Noah’s Ark. He is unquestionably the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
He’s also an expert on women. That’s what we learn from his latest offering: Ladies, Prepare to Defend Your Faith This Year. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
We are very excited about our upcoming Answers for Women’s conference, Defend: Ready to Give an Answer, taking place April 7–8, 2017. This popular conference has become so big that it has outgrown Legacy Hall here at the Creation Museum, so we moved it to Florence Baptist Church Mt. Zion to take advantage of a larger venue.
It’s big — really big! Hambo explains:
Why is this conference so popular? Well, I believe it’s because women are hungry for truth and the substance of God’s Word. This conference won’t be just “fluff and stuff” that appeals to the emotions, but instead we will be wrestling with important questions of our day in the powerful light of God’s Word. And there’s always teaching on apologetics.
The next section is titled: A Conference of “Real, Practical Meat”. You’ll soon see why:
This conference features a great line-up of talented and knowledgeable speakers including AiG’s Dr. Georgia Purdom, Bodie Hodge, [etc., etc.]. These speakers will equip women with the tools to discern what is biblical truth and what is error within the church and so-called Christian resources. This is real, practical meat!
The ladies want meat, and Hambo gives it to them. He gives it good! After some testimonials from satisfied ladies, he tells us:
You won’t want to miss this truth-packed conference! Registration includes admission to the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter (the conference venue, Florence Baptist Church Mt. Zion is conveniently located halfway between both attractions), lunch on Saturday, 20% off admission to the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter for an accompanying spouse and dependent children, and 10% off groups of five or more.
Then he thoughtfully provides links where you can learn more, and actually register. Well, ladies, what are you waiting for? If meat is what you crave, Hambo’s got it, and he’s ready to give it to you. You know you want it. Go get it!
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