The Drool-o-tron™ has been quiet lately, but it suddenly startled us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: How ‘fixity of species’ contradicts the Bible.
That’s a surprising headline. Is the rev becoming an evolutionist? We won’t keep you in suspense. He’s still a good bible boy. The actual title of the video is “Kinds vs. Species.”
The rev tells us that fixity of species was a Greek idea; it isn’t in the bible. Darwin claimed that species change, and that’s something we can actually observe. But Darwin went too far when he said that not only do species change, but one kind can change into another kind. That means all species are related, which — gasp! — contradicts the bible.
The bible says that God created “kinds,” and they can change into various species, like lions and tigers, but they’re all the “cat kind.” However, one kind can’t change into another, so Darwin was wrong.
The rev finally got rid of that gray suit he’s been wearing for the last couple of months. Now he’s wearing a blue bible-boy suit, and he’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is almost four minutes long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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