It started out to be a peaceful day, but suddenly the Drool-o-tron™ called to us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: Could all the animals fit on Noah’s ark?. Wow — what a question!
The rev tells us that Noah didn’t need to take every species on the ark. That would have required a whole fleet of cargo ships. He only needed to take two (in some cases seven) pairs of every “kind” — and not even all of them. He didn’t need to take any fish, for example.
A “kind” isn’t the same as a “species.” Creationists researchers study baraminology –and according to their specialized science, from each “kind” we can get every species we see today. They estimate that Noah need only 1,700 “kinds,” so with a pair of each (and seven pairs of some) Noah needed only a few thousand animals, plus food and supplies. There was plenty of room on the ark! We can trust the bible.
The rev is wearing his blue bible-boy suit, and he’s still the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is only three minutes long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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