An Incredible Creationist Article

This is from a website we’ve never seen before. It’s called The Christian Truther, and they describe themselves as “created by Freedom Fighters and Christian Truthers, we seek to expose the lies and deceit that the powers that be force us to see every day.”

Their article is titled ‘Evilution:’ The Secret Luciferian, Spiritual Origin To One of The Biggest Hoaxes in History – Evolution. The title is a hint of the wonders within. It’s very long, so we’ll just excerpt the fun parts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:

Since the beginning of time, a war has raged, and while the details have remained similar, the methodology has changed. The Bible dictates this war in perfect detail, and clearly states that God has won. It also clearly states that we as Christians are to be opposed to the ways of the world. The Bible, written over the course of creation and history, has dictated the events of today with such incredible accuracy, that it could not have been authored by man alone. The purpose of this post is to further arm the Christian in dealing with the ways of this world.

Good start, huh? Then they say:

A significant portion of evolution was derived from Charles Darwin and his book “Origin of Species.” Darwin, himself was an agnostic influenced by spiritualists. [Huh?] However, the co-author of the book, Alfred Russel Wallace [Huh?], was not agnostic at all; in fact, he was a was a devotee of spiritualism that included pantheism, paganism, occult ideas, and practices. Wallace’s beliefs directly coincide with the New Age Movement, and within the New Age ideology lies an alarming coalition between spiritualism and science. Even further, there is an alarming correlation between Hindu occultism, the New Age movement, and evolution.

You didn’t know that Wallace was Darwin’s co-author, did you? But they’re right about one thing — Wallace was a bit of a spiritualist, and late in life he was strange enough that the Discoveroids consider him a fellow creationist — see Discoveroids Adopt Alfred Wallace as Godfather, and also Klinghoffer Gushes Again About Alfred Wallace. After that, The Christian Truther tells us:

Darwin’s origin of species book also granted Karl Marx the enthusiasm he needed to create the Communist Manifesto.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! In Marx, Stalin, and Darwin, we point out that Marx wrote his Manifesto of the Communist Party in 1848, eleven years before Darwin published Origin of Species in 1859. The Christian Truther continues:

It is incredibly evident that the theory of evolution was the basis for Marxism. In other words, Darwin’s theories have created the belief that humans are not a special species. Instead, it has created the belief that humans are merely animals, which gives rise to the idea that life is not sacred at all, but rather it is disposable.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! As we said in our earlier post:

Communism has a long history. There are numerous passages in the bible encouraging communism. See: Is The Bible’s God a Communist?, which has examples of bible communism, with chapter and verse quotes.

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The concepts [of evolution and communism] don’t mesh; they conflict. Marxism’s maxim: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs” is pretty much the opposite of natural selection, according to which only those best adapted to survive will breed the next generation.

Let’s read on:

When humanity is not viewed in a sacred light, it becomes easier to mass murder individuals, Karl Marx proved that. When humanity is not viewed in a sacred light, humans become no more than animals, and it could easily be justified to enslave humanity.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! They don’t know that Darwin was one of the most prominent emancipationists of his generation. Another excerpt:

Science is derived from the word ‘scientia,’ in Latin meaning knowledge; the Bible again describes that knowledge will increase in those days according to Daniel 12:4. Man’s desire for knowledge is what began all of this, in the garden of Eden, according to Genesis 2:16-17 “And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Thou shalt eat freely of every tree of the garden, 17 But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof, thou shalt die the death.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Science is sin!

Okay, that’s enough. There’s much more in The Christian Truther article. Go ahead, read it. You won’t learn anything, but it’s amazingly entertaining.

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22 responses to “An Incredible Creationist Article

  1. Golly! I thought you might have been pwned by one of those religion-mocking satirical sites, but, as far as I can (fairly quickly) establish, Christian Truther is for real.

    Mike Pence’s favorite website, at a guess.

  2. Written by yet another creationist who hasn’t read Darwin (or Marx, for that matter). I suppose it’s not really surprising how creationists continually rant against things they know nothing about.

  3. “Man’s desire for knowledge is what began all of this, in the garden of Eden, according to Genesis 2:16-17 “And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Thou shalt eat freely of every tree of the garden, 17 But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof, thou shalt die the death.”
    This is the reason creationists shun knowledge, e.g., science. They’d rather run about in denial of facts and rational explanations than try to expand the brain their supposed creator endowed them with. They proudly gather together and wear their “I’m with Stupid” t-shirts.

  4. Who would have known that before Darwin and Marx, humanity lived in peaceful bliss with no wars and stakes and witch hunting. Creationists really amuse me. It’s like their history starts yesterday and ends in the morning light. It doesn’t go beyond a century.

  5. Christian truther also warns us that “The United Nations Just Officially Announced a Global Communist Takeover, The New World Order Reconvenes”, “CERN is up to something, and no one seems to know quite what they are doing, but one thing is sure their machine, the large hadron collider, is facilitating the end times on Earth. The evidence is in their works, which are in agreement with darkness, so we must keep reproving them.”

    Some other headlines: The Rise of Socialism: Campus Crazies on Million Student March; The Horrifying Reality of The Elites and Their Connections To Satanic Pedophile Rings; Scientists to Rebirth The Nephilim? “Unleash the long-gone beasts;” Researchers Plan to Bring Back ‘Animals’ in 2017; and of course “9/11 was an inside job”

  6. Ah, the internet, the source of all knowledge, including the knowledge that the crazies are but a click away.

  7. “CERN is up to something” and “Scientists to Rebirth The Nephilim?”
    The purpose of the Large Hardon Colluder is to create a time-travel portal to just before the flood and thus save the Nephilim from inundation by bringing them to now. I thought everybody knew that!

  8. @Paul Braterman

    Yes, that’s all why I took a little while checking it wasn’t a satirical site! It has many of the trappings of one. 🙂

  9. Do you ever wonder while you’re waiting in line at the supermarket, how many – er – “unusual” beliefs are held by the others in line?

  10. @TomS

    Yes. My wife and I have the habit of laughing at the headlines in the National Enquirer-type rags at the checkout — you know, QUEEN AND CAMILLA IN MUD-WRESTLING SHOCKER, sort of thing — and every now and then we see someone looking at us as if we’re the crazies for being skeptical.

  11. “the large hadron collider, is facilitating the end times on Earth”
    You’d think those christians would welcome that – it’s the moment their Great Hero is supposed to return!

  12. @mnbo
    Is there something in the Book of Revelations about an orange appearance at the end times? I wonder whether there is a word in Biblical languages for “orange”. Wouldn’t there have to be some code to express that?

  13. Interesting that the website mentioned above calls itself the Christian Truther, given that “truther” has come to mean a conspiracy theorist, and in particular someone who thinks the U.S. government brought down the World Trade Center.

    And then there’s this gem:

    Science is derived from the word ‘scientia,’ in Latin meaning knowledge; the Bible again describes that knowledge will increase in those days according to Daniel 12:4. Man’s desire for knowledge is what began all of this, in the garden of Eden, according to Genesis 2:16-17 “And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Thou shalt eat freely of every tree of the garden, 17 But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof, thou shalt die the death.”

    Apparently it’s not just knowledge which is sinful but morality as well, since Adam and Eve’s acquisition of the ability to tell the difference between good and evil is what supposedly caused God to kick them out of the Garden of Eden and curse them with mortality and with hard labor in both senses of the term.

  14. Eric Lipps

    God must have really been pissed to give A&E such long lives on top of all that labor. Make’m suffer. So why are our lives so much shorter? More suffering?

  15. Life started getting shorter after the Flood. The Firmament, which had been holding up the water, collapsed, causing the Flood. The usual explanation is that that made the atmosphere less salubrious, and shortened life after the Flood. BTW, that also resulted in wine becoming more intoxicating, which meant the Noah hadn’t realized that he was getting drunk. (My own private theory is that that water had been protection from ionizing radiation. That also increased mutation rates, which meant the super-fast microevolution of species within kinds, until the kinds expanded to fill up the maximum capacity of species per kind. I don’t know why no creationist has come up with that.)

  16. Michael Fugate

    But why is lifespan increasing now? Are we closer to God? Are we sinning less? Is Ken Ham’s declaration of the approaching apocalypse refuted by our longer lives?

  17. The scariest thing is that some of these nutters might be working up to be in charge of, or access, nuclear codes. How true was the claim that Ronnie Reagan allegedly said ‘I have no hesitation about pressing the nuclear button, because God will protect America’?

  18. @Ross Cameron
    Why, then, did RR order work on the Star Wars defense?
    Why, then, did he not think that not going nuclear was OK, for the same reason? Or that he thought it OK to engage in astrology?
    BTW, wasn’t it interesting that “Ronald Wilson Reagan” has 6 6 6 letters. And the original address of his retirement home was 666 St. Cloud Road.

  19. BTW, wasn’t it interesting that “Ronald Wilson Reagan” has 6 6 6 letters. And the original address of his retirement home was 666 St. Cloud Road.

    The Numbnuts of the Beast?

  20. Would that make Don Regan – Donald Thomas Regan – the neighbor of the beast?

  21. I’m always confused by the alternative facts crowd and how they can equate Darwinism with communism, when in fact at even its most superficial level Survival of the Fittest has far more in common with the culling mechanisms of capitalism than it does communism.

  22. Off topic, but I want to recommend Paul Braterman’s article “Evolution Is Not Progress,” posted yesterday over at 3 Quarks Daily. It clarifies relations between plain genetic drift and natural selection in evolution.