The Drool-o-tron™ was surprisingly subdued when it called to us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: The evolution of evolution. Clever title, huh?
The rev tells us that Charles Darwin didn’t originate the theory of evolution. He got the idea from his grandfather, Erasmus Darwin. That’s how he also learned to — gasp! — doubt the bible. Even the idea that small changes could result in big changes came from Erasmus. Charles was just a popularizer of his grandfather’s ideas. That’s the word he uses; He doesn’t actually say that Charles was a plagiarizer.
The rev is wearing his gray bible-boy suit, but with a dark blue shirt. It looks weird, but he’s still the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is only three minutes long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
Even the Drool-o-tron™ recognized that this wasn’t much of a video, but it’s a good excuse for an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. We dedicate the comments section for your use. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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