We were playing with the dogs when we received an urgent summons from the Drool-o-tron™, which was calling to us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: Science’s desperate attempts to explain away God. Wow — desperate attempts. Good title, huh? The actual title of the rev’s video is “The evolution of evolution — Charles Lyell.”
The rev tells us that Charles Lyell was an early geologist who wanted to free science from the bible, so everything had to be explained naturally. He said that the processes we see today were also in effect in the past. Charles Darwin admired Lyell, and even took Lyell’s work with him when he traveled around the world on the Beagle.
The rev says that Darwin wasn’t convinced of evolution by his observations — it was his rejection of God! But now the scientific evidence is against Lyell, so Darwin was wrong!
The rev has said much the same thing before. See this from five years ago: Rev. Rives — The Darwin-Lyell Conspiracy. Nothing wrong with recycling this stuff. It’s always The Truth™.
The rev is wearing the same gray bible-boy suit with a dark blue shirt that he wore for the last video we wrote about. It’s weird that he rarely changes his clothes, but he’s still the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is only three minutes long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. Just in time, too, because you’re all bursting to unload about Trump. This is the place for it. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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