The Drool-o-tron™ suddenly alerted us with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). It had found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: What did ancient Israelites know about disease prevention? The actual title of the video is “Biblical Disease Prevention.” What a great subject!
As we all know, the bible doesn’t mention bacteria or viruses, so what could the ancients know about disease prevention? Well, the rev once claimed that Germ Theory Is Biblical. That was based on Leviticus 11:33, which commanded that if an unclean animal touched a pot, the pot should be broken. Today’s video contains even more biblical wisdom — how do deal with people suffering from the plague.
The rev tells us about Leviticus 13:46, which says (King James version, of course):
All the days wherein the plague shall be in him he shall be defiled; he is unclean: he shall dwell alone; without the camp shall his habitation be.
That’s brilliant! Heave the plague-ridden rascal out of camp! The bible had the answer to disease prevention thousands of years ago. What a book!
Hey — for some reason, the rev doesn’t tell us what plague the bible is talking about. So we did some research. The immediately preceding passage, Leviticus 13:45, says:
And the leper in whom the plague is, his clothes shall be rent, and his head bare, and he shall put a covering upon his upper lip, and shall cry, Unclean, unclean.
The rev still hasn’t changed his clothes, but who cares? He’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is only one minute long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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