The Drool-o-tron™ suddenly went into action with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had once again found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: How did evolution gain popularity in science?. What a great question!
The rev tells us that evolution is everywhere — on television, in the schools, in magazines. But how did such a weird idea become so popular? It didn’t start with Darwin. He got the idea from others. How did he popularize it?
Darwin was a naturalist on the Beagle. He was actively looking to explain things without god. Because he saw finches with different beaks that he thought came from a common ancestor, he leaped to the idea that everything came from a common ancestor. That’s a big leap!
He wanted to push god out of the way because he didn’t trust the bible, so he ignored the bible’s actual historical account and relied instead on human reasoning. He actually re-wrote history relying on nature. Once he showed that species can change, and because people were already accepting the idea of millions of years, they accepted his ideas.
But Darwin was wrong! We should use the bible to interpret nature, not the other way around! Science shows us that’s the right way to do it.
The rev finally got rid of that outfit he’s been wearing for the last couple of months. Now he’s wearing a blue bible-boy blazer and — get this! — a bright red shirt! He’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is about three and a half minutes long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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