The Daily Express, a national tabloid newspaper headquartered in London, has another attention-grabbing headline: SHOCK CLAIM: Venus is a SECRET BASE for aliens and NASA, documentary says, and they have a comments section. This isn’t about creationism, but hey — it’s the weekend! Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
VENUS is being used as a secret base by aliens or by NASA as an intergalactic outpost, according to a new documentary.
NASA has an intergalactic outpost? Intergalactic? That sounds incredible, but it’s in a documentary and it’s reported in a newspaper. It must be true! The tabloid says:
Photos appear to show structures on the barren surface of the second rock from the Sun, indicating an intelligent presence. NASA falls [tells?] the world that Venus is unimaginably hot and windy, making it inhospitable. But the film, compiled using images released by both NASA and a Japanese space probe, reveals perfectly rectangular structures.
Perfectly rectangular structures! After that they tell us:
The narrator [of the documentary] said: “There’s always been an eerie blackout when it comes to Venus. You don’t hear a lot about it. It’s a planet that I believe is shrouded in secrecy for a reason. According to NASA, Venus is a fiery planet with an extremely hot surface. It may have been like Earth once but it’s suffering from a runaway greenhouse gas effect. But there appears to be a part of it that’s liveable. Where biological entities could be living. There are some structures there.“
Why have we never been told about those structures? The tabloid continues quoting the documentary:
Venus has a lot of white craters that seem to have a lot of structures in them. I believe it’s a base. Nature doesn’t create symmetrical shapes, but this is a perfect shape. It’s raised up off the ground. These bases with square structures show evidence of intelligent design.
Intelligent design? Aha — we have a creationist connection after all. This is fantastic! Let’s read on:
Because the giant planet is believed to have once had the conditions to support life, it is thought some of the structures may have been left over from past existences.
Venus is a giant planet? We’ve always been told it’s not quite as large as Earth. Our professors have been lying to us! Here’s the rest of the story:
Due to the media blackout surrounding Venus, it is also seen as a potentially perfect location for secret bases. The voiceover states: “If I was going to put a secret base I would pick the one that’s the least visited and talked about where I could have a base and do it in secret. I think there is a rich history behind Venus. These finds need to be looked into further.”
The tabloid article has lots of pictures and videos. We urge you to check it all out. This could be the biggest news of the century!
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