It’s been a while since we posted one of these. Google seems to have an admirer of the rev, because one of our posts about him from two months ago — Rev. David Rives — New Stars Are Never Seen — has never been indexed. Nevertheless, we couldn’t ignore this one.
Drool-o-tron™ alerted us to it with its sirens and flashing lights. The blinking letters of its wall display said WorldNetDaily (WND). The Drool-o-tron™ had once again found the latest video by the brilliant and articulate leader of David Rives Ministries.
Our computer was locked onto this headline at WND: Let’s talk about the Big Bang for a moment. We couldn’t resist that! The actual title of the rev’s video is “Big Bang Problems.”
The rev tells us that — gasp! — contrary to the bible, there’s a theory claiming that the universe started by accident 14 billion years ago. But how did stars form if everything was moving apart? Great question, huh? And where did the matter come from? Now there’s a new theory that magnetic fields around planets show they were formed only thousands of years ago — maybe on Day Four of Creation Week! There are big holes in the Big Bang theory!
The rev is once again wearing his new outfit — a blue bible-boy blazer and a bright red shirt! He’s the cutest rev you’ve ever seen! The video is surprisingly brief — less than a minute and a half long before the commercial at the end. Go ahead, click over to WND and watch it.
As we always do with the rev’s videos, we dedicate the comments section for your use as an Intellectual Free Fire Zone. You know the rules. Okay, the comments are open. Go for it!
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