There’s great news from Kentucky, dear reader. There are jobs available at all the creationist enterprises of Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the ayatollah of Appalachia. Yes, it’s true! Hambo is hiring at his creationist ministry, Answers in Genesis (AIG), and also at his infamous, mind-boggling Creation Museum, and also at Ark Encounter, an exact replica of Noah’s Ark.
The big announcement is from ol’ Hambo himself: We’re Hiring at Answers in Genesis, the Creation Museum, and Ark Encounter!
We told you about a similar announcement last year — see Jobs Available Working for Ken Ham — but you probably didn’t have the courage to take advantage of it. Now you have another opportunity. Here are some excerpts from Hambo’s announcement, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
Would you love to use your gifts and talents to serve in a Christian ministry seeking to spread the message of biblical authority and the gospel? … We have full-time and part-time jobs available in many different areas of the ministry, with flexible schedules and seasonal opportunities (particularly at the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter). Here’s a short sample of some of the jobs available now (and keep in mind that often there is more than one opening for these titles):
Forget about the short list. Hambo gives us a link to the big list of Careers at Answers in Genesis, the Creation Museum, and the Ark Encounter.
At Answers in Genesis, you can be a Warehouse Associate. If you’re lucky enough to get that job, you will:
Perform warehouse work related to receiving, stocking shelves, and pulling, packing and shipping all outgoing orders to individual customers, resale accounts, Creation Museum bookstore, Ark Encounter gift shop and events.
Don’t like that job? Then how about Housekeeping Associate (3rd Shift – 11:30 pm to 8:30 am). The lucky person who gets that job:
Performs housekeeping and janitorial duties to help maintain high standard of cleanliness. Duties include trash pick-up, dusting furniture, sweeping, vacuuming, mopping, cleaning ceiling vents, cleaning hallways, detail restroom cleaning (private office and public spaces), floor waxing, window cleaning, etc.
As with all Hambo’s jobs, if you apply, you’ll need to submit a “Salvation testimony,” a “Creation belief statement,” and a “Confirmation of agreement with the AiG Statement of Faith.
• Keeps parking lot, walks and driveway clear of debris and litter.
• Fertilizes, irrigates and cares for all turf areas.
• Performs other duties as assigned.
As with all the other jobs, if you apply, be sure to include your Salvation testimony, Creation belief statement, and Confirmation of agreement with the AiG Statement of Faith.
Let’s move on to the Ark Encounter Jobs. There’s a big list of those too, including Parking Lot Associate. That’s described like this:
Parking Lot Associates are front-line positions that start our guests’ day in the best possible way! The Parking Lot Associates are responsible for safely directing traffic in and out of parking lots, ensuring safety of pedestrians utilizing crosswalks, and ensuring that guests are efficiently able to access the ticketing kiosks, shuttles, and so on. (Minimum Age: 18)
We have no doubt that you’ll review all the opportunities. Here’s one last excerpt from Hambo’s post:
Working at Answers in Genesis or our themed attractions, the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter, is a unique opportunity to work with like-minded believers who have a passion for reaching the church with the message of biblical authority and the lost world with the gospel.
Well, dear reader, what are you waiting for?
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