Our friends in the UK will be thrilled by this news from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the ayatollah of Appalachia. His blog post is titled Get the UK Mega Conference Early Bird Discount Before It’s Gone. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
October may seem far away, but now is the time — including for North Americans who would like to travel to England — to register for our upcoming powerful UK Creation Mega Conference, taking place October 26–28, 2017, in West Midlands, England. This unique conference — our biggest creation apologetics conference for this year — will bring together some of the best creationist speakers and apologists from around the world.
[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] A creationist mega conference, with the best creationist speakers in the world! Isn’t this exciting? Then Hambo says:
I’ve been to the UK many times and have witnessed for myself the spiritual decline and darkness that pervades the UK, Darwin’s homeland.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Darwin’s homeland is in spiritual darkness! Hambo is coming to fix things up. He tells us:
I’m thankful for this opportunity to join many others, including Dr. Voddie Bauchum Jr., Dr. Danny Faulkner, Professor Stuart Burgess, Dr. Nathaniel Jeanson, and more, as we bring light and truth to the UK to equip the saints for the work of sharing the gospel.
[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] Hambo is bringing light and truth! He continues:
Hundreds have already registered. Our UK office has told us that people have booked from the United States and all over Europe, which is great to hear. The early bird discount The early bird discount (which saves you up to 20% on regular prices) ends June 30, 2017, so be sure to save your spot at this unique conference today and then make your travel plans. I would love to see many people from outside the UK attend this excellent conference.
If he wants people from outside the UK, why is he doing this in the UK? Anyway, let’s read on. In this paragraph, the bold font is in Hambo’s post:
Europe is spiritually very dark, and, now more than ever, the church there needs to be equipped to reach a lost world with the love and hope of Christ. This conference will equip you to stand your ground against the lie of evolution and millions of years and to boldly proclaim the truth of God’s Word and the gospel to others.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Stand your ground against the lie of evolution! One last excerpt:
We want to help inspire a Genesis reformation in Europe and encourage churches to return to the authority of God’s Word in all areas — beginning in the book of Genesis.
Isn’t this wonderful? Hambo is bringing his creationist reformation to a spiritually dark region of the world. What a great man! Then there’s a link to where you can register. The event will be in West Bromwich. Registration is only £55 per adult (£45 if you qualify for the early bird price). You are going to attend, aren’t you?
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