This is just what you’ve been looking for, dear reader. You know it’s good because it’s from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
Hambo’s announcement is Get Quick Answers to Tough Questions on Science and the Bible. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
Attacks against God’s Word and the Christian faith seem to come from everywhere — from friends, family members, teachers, classmates, and those on social media. Not sure what to say to your skeptical friend or how to answer your child who may have heard a trusted teacher say something that contradicts God’s Word?
Don’t you just hate it when that happens? It’s so frustrating! But Hambo’s got the solution! He says:
Get equipped with answers to tough questions with Quick Answers to Tough Questions, a brand-new, powerful resource from AiG’s Bryan Osborne and Bodie Hodge.
[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] How wonderful! Hambo tells us:
This exciting resource gives you quick and concise answers to tough questions about topics such as
• Creation and evolution
• Age of the earth
• Noah’s Ark
• Death and suffering
• Origin of life
• Missing links
• And more!
This book has everything! You’ll be able to refute all that godless science people are teaching your children! Hambo continues:
These answers will help you think biblically about a variety of topics and to stand boldly on biblical authority as you defend the inerrancy and truth of God’s Word from the very first verse.
[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] Let’s read on:
You don’t need to be an expert to respond to the questions that believers, unbelievers, and even your own children ask! When we start with God’s Word, there are solid answers to these questions. I encourage you to add Quick Answers to Tough Questions to your home, church, or school library.
You don’t need to be an expert! This is fantastic!
Hambo’s post has a video and a link that gives you some previews of the actual book. Best of all, it’s only $9.99. What are you waiting for, dear reader? Get it now!
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