Untill we find some news that is worthy of this humble blog, we shall test your literary ability. We routinely present — and laugh at — the babbling of creationists as they criticize science and present their own ideas as being superior.
This is an endless source of entertainment, and it cries out for some creative description. What we’re looking for is a Simile (e.g.: nutty as a fruitcake, dumb as a bag of rocks). But you can do better than that.
The form of today’s challenge is that you must tell us, with reasonable brevity:
You know the rules: You may enter the contest as many times as you wish, but you must avoid profanity, vulgarity, childish anatomical analogies, etc. Also, avoid slanderous statements about individuals. Feel free to comment on the entries submitted by others — with praise, criticism, or whatever — but you must do so tastefully.
There may not be a winner of this contest, but if there is, your Curmudgeon will decide, and whenever we get around to it we’ll announce who the winner is. There is no tangible prize — as always in life’s great challenges, the accomplishment is its own reward. We now throw open the comments section, dear reader. Go for it!
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