Congressional Candidate Knows Extraterrestrials

This is a bit off-topic, but it’s worth mentioning because it’s rare that we encounter a politician who may actually be crazier than a creationist. We found this in the Miami Herald: Miami politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she’s running for Congress.

Sounds good, huh? Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:

Florida has a U.S. senator who once flew aboard the Space Shuttle. [That’s Bill Nelson.] A congressional candidate from Miami can go one better: Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera says she’s been aboard a spaceship too. But this one was crewed by aliens. As in extraterrestrials.

No comment. Let’s read on:

Three blond, big-bodied beings — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, she says.

Isn’t this great? We’re told:

Rodriguez Aguilera, 59, a Republican who is running to replace retiring Miami Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, recounted her experience with the ETs during a 2009 television interview. She described “going up” inside the spaceship — though whether it went into space or just hovered around town was left unclear. “I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship — not like airplanes,” Rodriguez Aguilera said.

Sounds credible. The news story continues:

In two separate videos posted to YouTube years ago, one by local Spanish-language station America TeVe and another by a political critic with the user name DoralGirl26, Rodriguez Aguilera spoke on television in detail about her extraterrestrial experiences. She said the alien beings reminded her of the famous statue in Rio de Janeiro, Christ the Redeemer, with arms outstretched.

Among the things she said she found out from the aliens:

▪ There are 30,000 skulls — “different from humans” — in a cave in the Mediterranean island of Malta.

▪ The world’s “energy center” is in Africa.

▪ The Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction South Miami-Dade, is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.

▪ “God is a universal energy.”

At last, we may get someone in Congress who knows what’s going on. Let’s read some more:

The Miami Herald asked Rodriguez Aguilera about her experiences Friday. She responded with a statement that waxed astronomical, but sadly failed to mention close encounters of any kind.

[They quote her:] “For years people, including Presidents like Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter and astronauts have publicly claimed to have seen unidentified flying objects and scientists like Stephen Hawking and institutions like the Vatican have stated that there are billions of galaxies in the universe and we are probably not alone,” she said. “I personally am a Christian and have a strong belief in God, I join the majority of Americans who believe that there must be intelligent life in the billions of planets and galaxies in the universe.”

There’s a lot more to the story, but nothing about aliens, so we’ll stop here. Oh, in case you want to make a contribution, here’s her campaign website: Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera for U.S. Congress.

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13 responses to “Congressional Candidate Knows Extraterrestrials

  1. Mark Germano

    Those aliens took the jobs of hardworking American spaceship pilot kidnappers. We need to build a space wall and make the Klingons pay for it!

  2. Given the credentials, or lack thereof, of many republicans currently in the House and Senate, she sounds like she’d fit right in with them. Sean Hannity could give her quite a boost on FOX as well, and maybe Rush, et. al.

  3. I recall that the Weekly World News revealed that some members of Congress were space aliens. Names were named. Some of those named had the good humor to go along with the story.

  4. Rikki_Tikki_Taalik

    For the real uncensored version of events, please see the documentary titled Earth Girls Are Easy.

  5. But this one was crewed by aliens. As in extraterrestrials.

    I like it how they feel the need to explain this spaceship was not piloted by Mexicans.

  6. Ross Cameron

    I used to have a pet quartz rock that came when I called it——–

  7. Ross Cameron

    We are doing a disservice to religious believers. For their efforts in keeping us informed, we should have a rating system to reward their efforts. How about a scale of 1-10 with Hambo being up there on 8?

  8. No surprise that she is a Republican but interesting that there were no revisits with the requisite alien probing.

  9. Holding The Line In Florida

    Damn!! Wish she was in my district! She would have my vote!! Can’t do any worse than our current rep up here in the Arc and she would be more fun.

  10. I hope she wins, Holding The Line In Florida. Congress needs a direct line of communications with the Seventh Planet.

  11. Our Curmudgeon notes

    Congress needs a direct line of communications with the Seventh Planet.

    Indeed! They’ve had a tough time getting through to Trump’s White House…

  12. Erik John Bertel, her description of the aliens matches more the Aryan Space Jesus than the Grey type popularized through the 60s. The kind of aliens she saw tend to just pass on important information to their captives, and not infrequently have sex with them.

  13. Rikki Tikki Talik Or “My stepmother was an alien”. Both are documentaries right? Right?