We wish this item were longer, but it’s all we have to work with so we’re going to make the most of it. It’s a post by Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. The title is From California to Kentucky for the Ark Encounter.
[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] As you know, Ol’ Hambo is famed not only for his creationist ministry, Answers in Genesis (AIG), but also for the infamous, mind-boggling Creation Museum, and for building Ark Encounter, an exact replica of Noah’s Ark.
Here are some excerpts from Hambo’s post, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
Several dozen members of Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa (CCCM) made their way from California recently to visit the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter.
[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] They “made their way.” What a heroic journey! Think of the hardships they endured. Hambo says:
Pastor Jim Kuehnert of their Vintage Life Seniors Fellowship led the 48-member tour group.
Their preacher led the vintage seniors all the way from California! Isn’t that wonderful? How courageous they were, and what a great leader that preacher must be! After that, Hambo tells us:
This large group flew here to Northern Kentucky from Southern California, some 2,000 miles away.
Huh? They flew? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! No covered wagons? No dangers along the way from outlaws and Indians and grizzly bears? They just went to the airport and got on a plane? But Hambo says they “made their way,” and their preacher “led” them. There’s probably more to it that he isn’t revealing.
Hambo’s next paragraph is about the preacher’s church, and how close they are to him. He’s spoken to them “on a number of occasions.” They’re so fortunate! Let’s read on:
Pastor Jim Kuehnert of CCCM was amazed by the inspirational, professional exhibits and grounds he saw at the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter.
The preacher was amazed! And now we come to the end:
He plans to show The Building of the Ark Encounter DVD [link omitted] to his church and drum up support for more tour groups to travel to our world-class attractions.
That church seems like a great source of business for ol’ Hambo. No wonder he’s all excited.
Well, dear reader, that’s all there is. We told you it wasn’t much, but we did what we could with it. Feel free to use the comments for an Intellectual Free Fire Zone.
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