This is one of those rare times when life gives you a second chance. In case you missed out when we posted Jobs Available Working for Ken Ham, you’ll be thrilled at what just popped up at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG) — the creationist ministry of Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo), the Australian entrepreneur who has become the ayatollah of Appalachia.
This exciting post is at ol’ Hambo’s blog: Now Hiring for Dozens of Different Positions. Wowie — Hambo is hiring! Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:
Answers in Genesis, the Creation Museum, and the Ark Encounter are hiring! If you would like to help spread the message of biblical authority and the gospel to a dying culture, consider a job in our AiG office or at one of our world-class attractions. You’ll be part of our family at the largest Christian apologetics organization in the world, and you’ll get to work with some of the best people out there! (Well, I think they’re the best!)
[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] Then he tells us:
Here’s a list of just a few of the jobs we’re currently hiring for — but we’re hiring in a wide variety of fields, so be sure to check out our jobs page [here ya go] for a full list.
• Digital Marketing Developer
• A/V Technician
• Event Scheduler and Coordinator
• Web Developer
• Master Plumber
• Print/Mail Assistant
We also have jobs in housekeeping, grounds, public safety, food service, and more.
They all sound great, but the one that got our attention was Master Plumber, so we clicked on it to see what the job was all about. There we learn:
Master Plumber is responsible for the design, installation, and maintenance of facility plumbing systems for all AiG facilities. This includes the Creation Museum, Ark Encounter and Hebron Warehouse locations. … Physical exertion requiring standing, kneeling, repeated bending and lifting, ability to lift up to 40 + lbs. Must be able to work in confined spaces to install systems and use appropriate hand tools to accomplish assigned tasks. … Previous experience performing light maintenance and janitorial services preferred.
There are these additional requirements:
• Completion of on-line application
• Salary requirements
• Salvation testimony
• Creation belief statement
• Confirmation of agreement with the AiG Statement of Faith
If you haven’t seen AIG’s Statement of Faith, check it out. You’re not qualified to unclog the plumbing in Hambo’s bathroom without it.
One last excerpt:
Prayerfully consider applying to join our team as we reach the church and the world with the message of biblical authority and the life-changing gospel.
We know you’re interested, but you’d better hurry. Opportunities like this are rare, and this one won’t be available much longer!
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