The End of the World Is Coming — Soon!

Almost three weeks ago we saw this at PhysOrg: The moon is about to do something it hasn’t done in more than 150 years, but we didn’t think it was worth mentioning. They say:

Call it whatever you like — a blue red moon, a purple moon, a blood moon — but the moon will be a special sight on Jan. 31. Three separate celestial events will occur simultaneously that night, resulting in what some are calling a super blue blood moon eclipse. The astronomical rarity hasn’t happened for more than 150 years.

A super moon, like the one visible on New Year’s Day, is the term for when a full moon is closest to the Earth in its orbit, appearing bigger and brighter than normal. On Jan. 31, the moon will be full for the second time in a month, a rare occasion — it happens once every two and a half years — known as a blue moon.

To top it off, there will also be a total lunar eclipse. But unlike last year’s solar eclipse, this sky-watching event isn’t going to be as visible in the continental United States. The best views of the middle-of-the-night eclipse will be in central and eastern Asia, Indonesia, New Zealand and Australia, although Alaska and Hawaii will get a glimpse, too. For the rest of the U.S., the eclipse will come too close to when the moon sets for the phenomenon to be visible.

We should have realized that we’d be hearing more about this. Thanks to the ever-vigilant Drool-o-tron™, with its blaring sirens and flashing lights, we were compelled to notice the blinking letters of its wall display which said WorldNetDaily (WND). Our computer was locked onto WND’s latest article, Here comes a ‘super blue blood moon eclipse’ It’s marked as a WND EXCLUSIVE. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis:

Blood moons and eclipses have come and gone. But the signs of the times are getting more ominous than ever. As if the total solar eclipse last August and the “blood moons” of 2014 and 2015 weren’t enough, there will be a “super blue blood moon eclipse” on Jan. 31 – something that hasn’t happened for 150 years. And this rare event could herald war and turbulence on earth, according to a leading researcher of astronomical signs and how they interact with Scripture.

[*Begin Drool Mode*] Ooooooooooooh! [*End Drool Mode*] War and turbulence! Then WND says:

Rather than just looking skyward, Pastor Mark Biltz of El Shaddai Ministries, the man who discovered the “Blood Moons” phenomenon, says people need to be looking to their Bibles.

Good advice! The rev tells us:

“[W]hat makes this truly mind blowing is when this will happen biblically! The eclipse will take place on Tu B’Shevat on the biblical calendar, the fifteenth day of the month of Shevat. This is important because this upcoming eclipse is only one of a series. The next one is on July 27, which is Tu B’Av or the fifteenth of Av on the biblical calendar. The next one is January 21, 2019 – which just so happens to be Tu B’Shevat again!”

Wowie! The rev continues:

“These are very significant biblical dates, and now we have two blood red moons bookending each other in 2018 and 2019 on Tu B’Shevat,” he said. “This is fascinating prophetically because there is a section of Scripture in which Zechariah receives a revelation of a red horse being given a great sword to take peace from the Earth. And this takes place in the month of Shevat!”

The rev quotes from Zechariah 1: 7-8:

Upon the four and twentieth day of the eleventh month, which is the month Sebat, in the second year of Darius, came the word of the Lordunto Zechariah, the son of Berechiah, the son of Iddo the prophet, saying,

I saw by night, and behold a man riding upon a red horse, and he stood among the myrtle trees that were in the bottom; and behind him were there red horses, speckled, and white.

That may not mean much to you, dear reader, but the rev understands the hidden meaning. He explains:

“Do you see the amazing pattern?” he asked. “The vision of the horses are of the four horses from Revelation. And this vision takes place at the end of a 70-year period (three score and ten) which is given to Israel. Israel is now celebrating its seventieth anniversary.”

He also argues the mention of the “second year of Darius” is also of critical importance, as the second year of President Trump’s administration approaches. As head of the world’s most powerful nation, Trump can substitute for Darius in contemporary prophetic terms.

Ah yes, it makes perfect sense. One more excerpt:

“What this suggests is the red horse of war being unleashed very soon, and these moons heralding its arrival,” he said. “Again, I’m not predicting anything will happen on the day of the moon itself. Instead, I would look for war to break out between the two blood moons which take place a year apart on Tu B’Shevat. More than ever, it’s important for Christians to get on God’s calendar, the biblical calendar, and learn to interpret the signs of the times.

We’ll leave it to you to click over to WND and read it all. Do so carefully, dear reader, and let the meaning sink in. Then you will understand. As we always do with these doomsday posts, we close with this:

Thats all folks

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22 responses to “The End of the World Is Coming — Soon!

  1. Well obviously if it is a “super blue blood moon eclipse” we should be concerned but I think the signs point toward a “blue eclipse of the blood super moon” which is a beacon of prosperity.

  2. Is this like the 48th time in the past year that the moon is the brightest/closest/biggest/zowie-wowie-est/something or other ever seen and won’t be seen again for 20-50-100-1000 years?

  3. Michael Fugate

    As if the Bible has ever been correct on any prophecy before…

  4. The end of the world, again???!!!

    Armageddon tired of all this!

  5. I recall, (it seems like a long time now) Serious Men in Suits were bobbing up in what passed for the media back then, warning us of the Signs in the Sky. A sketchy perusal of the historical record (all I can stand to do, my tolerance for bull puckey not being great) shows that this has been a staple of human discourse for millennia. Change is supposed to be news, I hear, so it seems a little difficult to explain why “The end is nigh!” is on the news again. The message never changes, after all.

  6. And the Bible explicitly says that the coming will not be predictable. The first generation of Christians was dying off without the expectation being fulfilled.

  7. So, the moon is actually a horse now? Whatever will the supremely superstitious come up with next? I can hardly wait.

  8. The Orchardist

    When the red horse is given a great sword to take peace from the Earth in the month of Shevat I may be working. Given its such an amazing thing, if anyone can get footage of that and upload it, I’d be very appreciative. Thanks guys.

  9. Let’s try and keep the red horses away from the myrtle trees. Then we should be safe!

  10. Whirled News Dilly (Dilly):
    “…this rare event could herald war and turbulence on earth…”

    A safe bet, given the fractious nature of our species. It seems that there’s a war going on somewhere or another on any given date.

  11. Yes, indeed, let us read the Bible literally!

  12. You have failed to mention the most amazing fact of all. Every one of the lunar eclipses referred to takes place on the fifteenth day of a month in the Babylonian, calendar (which lives on as the Jewish liturgical calendar). Explain that, you heathens!

  13. It’s intelligently designed!

  14. “But the signs of the times are getting more ominous than ever”
    I have little doubt that those signs of the times will keep on getting more and more ominous than ever for a very long time.

  15. I saw what you did there – Coyote.
    Isn’t amazing how xtian claim that their mythic jesus did away with their mythic OT, except when THEY want to claim something st00pid!

  16. Alas!, another case of Biblical doomsayers crying “eclipse!”

    While the entire eclipse isn’t visible from North America the partial phases and possibly totality will be visible from a lot of North America early in the morning. An eclipse setting (or rising) on the horizon is very cool.

  17. Ceteris Paribus

    “Rather than just looking skyward, Pastor Mark Biltz of El Shaddai Ministries, the man who discovered the “Blood Moons” phenomenon, says people need to be looking to their Bibles.”

    Pastor Mark Biltz?. Oh, damn, my mistake. I read it as Pastor Blitz! and thought he was making a propitious announcement of the Age of Aquarius that all of my cohorts had been waiting for since the 1960’s hippy dippy days.
    But nobody ever did define the actual “Age of Aquarius” – so no harm done. Party on! At least it’s a full moon. (Bibles optional)

  18. Trump can substitute for Darius in contemporary prophetic terms.

    Splendid!

    Can’t wait for him to meet his contemporary Marathon!

  19. “and behind him were there red horses, speckled, and white”

    Red speckled with white spots, that must have been mushrooms not horses. A lot of prophecies seem to be based on hallucinatory substances.

  20. Paul Braterman notes

    Every one of the lunar eclipses referred to takes place on the fifteenth day of a month in the Babylonian, calendar (which lives on as the Jewish liturgical calendar). Explain that, you heathens!

    What is even more astounding and inexplicable is the fact that solar eclipses never occur at night!.

    If that doesn’t prove Intelligent Design, then nothing does!

  21. Absolutely. If they occurred at night, they would not teach us anything, thus undermining what Guillermo Gonzalez and Jay Richards have shown to be their entire purpose.

  22. If they occurred at night, they would be miracles.
    Or better, yet, if there would be a coincidence of a solar and a lunar eclipse!