This is another strange addition to our series about Self-Published Geniuses, where we bring you news of authors with a vanity press book in which the author claims to have made paradigm-shattering discoveries, and announces his work by hiring a press release service.
The reason this one is strange is that although we have the press release, it’s not about a book. However, it does mention books that this author has written in the past which may qualify for our list, so we’ll go with it. The press release is titled Hawaii’s Volcano Signals Impending Calamity On US According To Dr. Richard Ruhling, Biblical Prophecy Expert, issued by openPR. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections [that look like this]:
“The Hawaii volcano is not random evolution of global warming, but Intelligent Design’s move to warn us of impending judgment on the US,” says Dr. Richard Ruhling.
Ooooooooooooh! A warning from the intelligent designer! Then it says:
Ruhling is the author of ‘God Bless America?’ and he says the time of judgment in Revelation 14 is impending this month because God gives man “six days to do all his work” (Exodus 20) and “a thousand years are as a day” according to St. Peter’s 2nd book, 3rd chapter “6,000 years are complete and time is up as current events are showing,” says Ruhling.
Ooooooooooooh! Judgment is coming this month! Here’s the Amazon listing for that book. It’s 82 pages long, published 20 years ago with no reviews yet. The publisher is Total Health, of which, according to his website, Ruhling is CEO. After that we’re told:
Why this month? Ruhling explains Christ’s closing parables as supporting a huge event with the same timing, “as the days of Noah” when the Flood came with Passover timing, but in the 2nd spring month. Passover was when God “executed judgment” (Exodus 12) and the sacrifice was selected on the 10th day (verse 3). That was when Noah entered the ark in Genesis 7. When people refused Noah’s invitation, they selected themselves for sacrifice.
That makes sense. The press release continues:
Ruhling further states that the judgment impending on the US is a megaquake that initiates the biblical end-times as seen in Joel 2, verse 10,11 and Revelation 8, verses 5,6. He cites the LA Times, Oct 22, 2015 that gave an 88-99.9% risk of a major earthquake in 3 years. The San Andreas Fault is said to be “locked, loaded and ready to roll.”
Wow — the bible and the LA Times agree! Let’s read on:
Dr. Richard Ruhling is available for media interviews and can be reached using the information below or by email at [omitted]. ‘God Bless America?’ is available at Amazon at no-charge Sunday, May 20 at at Amazon. More information is available at his website.
Here’s the end of the press release:
Dr. Richard Ruhling is a retired physician who taught Health Science at Loma Linda University [a bible college], an expert on Biblical prophecy and the author of ‘The Alpha & Omega Bible Code’, ‘The Earthquake and the 7 Seals’ and ‘The Destruction of Jerusalem: A Sign for US of Good News Amid Impending Calamity’.
We only looked for the first of those at Amazon — here it is: The Alpha & Omega Bible Code: End-Time Surprises in Daniel, Revelation & Christ’s Wedding Parables!. It’s 44 pages long and doesn’t seem to have a publisher.
So there you have it, dear reader. As we said, it’s one of the strangest additions to our list, but it could be the most important. If he’s right, the end is nigh!
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