Because the writer isn’t a politician, preacher, or other public figure, we won’t embarrass or promote him by using his full name. His first name is Dale. Excerpts from his letter will be enhanced with our Curmudgeonly commentary, some bold font for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]. Here we go!
Do you honestly believe the Power and Design of all Creation came about by Happenstance, with no intelligent guidance? If you do, please do not call it Science. There are holes in the Theory of Evolution wide enough to float aircraft carrier battle groups through.
You’ve probably noticed that Dale likes to use capital letters — a lot! Then he says:
I was taught and believed in evolution until my study proved, beyond doubt to me, that Evolution does not and can not work.
Exciting, huh? Dale tells us:
To start with, how could and would Evolution change from the ultra-efficient cell division form of reproduction to having need for a male and a female of a specie? [sic]
Ah yes, the mystery of sex. By the way, the word species is both singular and plural. The word specie refers to coins. Dale continues:
How could the Eyes have evolved when the chemical make-up of the Eye is of chemicals that will not mix in natural surroundings? How could Honeybees have evolved when they cannot reproduce without Royal Jelly, and Honeybees are the ones that make Royal Jelly?
Those are great questions! Let’s read on:
Charles Darwin’s claims were bogus: The Tortoise were still Tortoise; the Iguana were still Iguana. Where are the new species if the animals and humans evolved? Was there some catastrophic event that made Evolution stop?
Yeah — where’s all the new stuff? Another excerpt:
I was raised believing in Science and I found Evolution was not true; I still didn’t believe in God, until I was involved in miracles [including broken bones repaired completely, in less than an hour, with first x-ray of head bones shattered and the second x-ray showing no sign of there ever having been a broken bone].
A miracle indeed! Also, Dale likes to use brackets instead of parentheses. Here’s more:
After that I started studying.
We can see the results! And now we come to the end:
Don’t even try to throw me that Evolution is Science because Evolution is all negative Emotion.
Wow — negative emotion. Great letter, Dale!
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