Your Curmudgeon is having trouble finishing this joke. Perhaps you can help. It begins like this:
Three drooling creationists walk into a bar, where the customers are peacefully relaxing after work, enjoying a few drinks with their friends, and bothering no one.
One creationist is a long-time follower of Hambo’s blog who has just visited the ark and creation museum. The second is a follower of the Discovery Institute’s blog, and the third doesn’t read anything, but he believes everything his creationist preacher tells him.
The first creationist — the Hambo fan — shouts to the room: “Hear me, sinners! You are all doomed to spend eternity in the Lake of Fire! As Adam & Eve sinned, so do you all, and you must repent your evolutionist ways! You have been led astray by science! As in the days of Noah, you will all be destroyed and eternal flames await you. You must return to the true faith!”
The bar patrons laugh and tell him he’s an idiot. The creationist runs out of the place in tears, and the bar patrons cheer.
The second creationist — the Discoveroid disciple — leaps up onto a table and shouts: “Hear me, you secular Darwinist fools! Your teachers lied to you. Evolution is the cause of all evil in the world. You must believe in the intelligent designer — blessed be he!”
The patrons laugh even louder, and the second creationist also runs out. Once again, the bar patrons cheer. All eyes turn to the remaining creationist. “And what do you say?,” one of them asks.
This is where your Curmudgeon needs help. We’d like a good ending here, but our customary powers fail us. So now it’s up to you, dear reader. Finish it up for us.
The third creationist says: “Wait, you haven’t seen my comedy routine. I can imitate Mae West. How about this: Is that a scutoid in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” He looks around, sees only hostile faces, and says: “Oh dear, I think I walked into the wrong bar.”
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