There is no end to the subjects mastered by Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. He just posted this at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: Sacred: Embracing God’s Design for Sexuality. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Here at Answers in Genesis, we don’t like to address controversial topics or hot button issues. [What? ] (I say this tongue-in-cheek, of course!) [Oh.] That’s why the theme for this spring’s Answers for Women’s conference is Sacred: Embracing God’s Design for Sexuality.
Isn’t that wonderful? Hambo is going to share his vast knowledge of sex with the ladies. He says:
We’re never afraid to speak to the issues of our day, starting with God’s Word as the foundation. We want women at this year’s conference to walk away with a newfound boldness to share the truth of God’s Word with their family and friends.
What an opportunity! He tells us:
This conference, taking place April 5–6, 2019, at the Ark Encounter [Where else?], will apply God’s Word to some of the major issues of our day regarding sexuality: transgenderism, homosexuality, pornography, premarital sex, and other important topics.
Fascinating (as Spock would say). Hambo continues:
These are issues that many individuals and families are struggling with—possibly someone you know, you yourself, or your own family. [Or you, dear reader.] It’s vital that our thinking and our practical response be rooted in God’s Word, not in the thinking and attitudes of our culture.
Yes, it’s vital! Let’s read on:
We live in a sex-drenched culture that is completely unhinged from God’s Word. [Gasp!] Rather than recognizing biblical principles regarding God’s good gift of sexuality, our culture has distorted it. We must be equipped to lovingly and truthfully confront false thinking, directing people to the gospel.
It’s quite a challenge to “lovingly and truthfully” tell people that they’re doing it all wrong. This is going to be an amazing conference. Another excerpt:
Speaking with me at the conference will be … [We don’t care]. You can see a full list of speakers on the event page.
For your assistance, here’s the link to Sacred: Answers for Women 2019. The whole package costs $129. How can you resist?
Here’s our last excerpt:
I strongly encourage women of all ages — including teenagers — to attend this conference.
Your Curmudgeon also encourages you to attend. If all women did things Hambo’s way, life would be wonderful!
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