If you’re a typical Darwinist, you probably think that creationists have no evidence other than the bible to support their view of the world. Well, prepare to be embarrassed by the latest at the website of the Institute for Creation Research (ICR) — the fountainhead of young-earth creationist wisdom.
The title of their new post is Revealing Our Fossil Wall. It has no author’s by-line. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
It was an exciting week here at ICR as we watched workers carefully mount nine fossil replicas to the Discovery Center’s exterior wall. Each 12’×12′ panel weighs 3,500 pounds!
You don’t have any fossil replicas, do you, dear reader? ICR does, and they’re huge! They say:
Two of them are based on fossils in ICR’s collection. Artisans carved the replicas out of modeling clay and cast them in concrete.
Two of their replicas are based on real fossils! The other seven replicas … well, who knows? As for what those fossils reveal about the past, ICR tells us:
The sequence from left to right reflects the relative order these creatures were buried in the fossil record from bottom to top. [Deepest first, we assume.] Rather than showing evidence of evolution [No way!], this sequence actually demonstrates the progression of the global Flood described in Genesis.
Wow! They have fossil evidence of the Flood! All you have, dear reader, are some pathetic Darwinist excuses for your life of sin. ICR continues:
The trilobite, cephalopod, paddlefish, ichthyosaur, mosasaur, pterodactyl, Archaeopteryx, and Tyrannosaurus rex were catastrophically buried during the Flood [at the same time!], while the fully human Neanderthal fossil [Hee hee!] is from the immediate post-Flood Ice Age.
That “post-Flood Ice Age” is mentioned in the book of … ah, well, it must be somewhere in the bible. Let’s read on:
Now that we have the fossil wall in place, people passing by will have a glimpse into the compelling evidence for the Bible that awaits them inside.
The fossil wall is just a hint of ICR’s compelling evidence. Here’s our last excerpt:
We’re making great progress on this project as we seek to proclaim biblical and scientific truth to the next generation. Thank you for giving and praying!
If you’re in the mood to give more, dear reader, ICR has a link where you can do so. Go ahead, tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya.
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