Because the writer isn’t a politician, preacher, or other public figure, we won’t embarrass or promote him by using his full name. His first name is Rocky. Excerpts from his letter will be enhanced with our Curmudgeonly commentary, some bold font for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]. Here we go!
Global warming now called climate change is one of the biggest hoaxes ever foisted on the American people. [Egad!] And here’s why. All of these people who believe in the so-called “climate change” also believe in evolution [Gasp!], you know the survival of the fittest, how we came out of the primordial soup, there [sic] ancestors were primates [he means non-human primates] and slowly over millions of years we arrive at 2019.
Those evolution believers are all messed up. Rocky says:
Now remember the earth was nothing more than a molten ball and as it cooled it begin to have an atmosphere of some kind and then water. They [sic] were probably thousands of volcanoes going off spewing their gases into the atmosphere, yet an atmosphere developed out of all that toxic gases being spewed from the volcanoes and now here we are today enjoying the atmosphere that overcome [sic] all that toxic gas over millions of years and the so-called scientist are now trying to tell the American people that in less than 20 years if we don’t stop producing petroleum based products it’s all going [to] end.
Nothing to worry about, folks — the climate is just fine! Okay, get ready. Here comes the evolution debunking:
Now I don’t believe in the evolution theory because it isn’t plausible nor scientific. I do believe in a divine creator that created all this for our good [because that is plausible and scientific], and as yet no one is [sic] ever found a missing link [Hee hee!] and I’m going to stick to what the Bible has to say.
Ah yes, the elusive missing link. Rocky continues:
I [sic] been in the engineering field [whatever that means] for over 50 years and have yet seen a product, or a device or anything crop up all by itself without any intelligent input, I will make an exception for some in Congress.
Clever Congressional insult — but it doesn’t matter. Here’s the end of Rocky’s letter:
Now I would debate people on the so-called “climate change”, but that “science is settled” they say. No they won’t debate it because they have no foundation to debated [sic] on.
Too bad they’re afraid to debate. Rocky would be a formidable adversary.
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