This is a mystery far beyond our ability to understand. Wouldja believe it? There are still openings available at The Discoveroids’ 2019 Creationist Seminar.
We told you about the event more than a month ago. Then we blogged about it a few weeks later — see Discoveroids’ 2019 Seminar — You Gotta Hurry! After that the Discoveroids announced that there were still openings at the event, so we wrote this a week ago: Discoveroids’ 2019 Seminar — Not Filled Up Yet. And they’re still not filled up!
The Discovery Institute just posted this at their creationist blog: Summer Seminars on Intelligent Design: 9 Days in Seattle; Deadline Is 8 Days Away; FREE. It was written by Klinghoffer. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
The Summer Seminars on Intelligent Design are nine days in the gorgeous Pacific Northwest, July 5 to 13, studying the science you can’t study in the vast majority of U.S universities.
Got that? You can’t study this stuff at “the vast majority of U.S universities.” The Darwinists won’t allow it. That’s also true of the Time Cube, the Flat Earth, and the almighty Cosmic Aardvark. But millions of people want to know The Truth™! So why are the Discoveroids having so much trouble attracting people to attend? Klinghoffer says:
The deadline is looming [registration link omitted] — Tuesday, April 2, by close of business.
Ooooooooooooh! The deadline is looming! And expenses are no problem! Klinghoffer tells us:
Thanks to our generous donors, this is a fantastic FREE opportunity, with tuition, materials, housing, food, even (where needed) airfare paid for.
How is it possible that they’re not over-subscribed tenfold? Klinghoffer continues:
The Summer Seminars are intended for undergraduate and graduate students, in the sciences and humanities.
Ooooooooooooh! You don’t have to be a science student. Your specialty can be sociology or gender studies. Everyone needs to learn about the intelligent designer — blessed be he!
This is the end of Klinghoffer’s brief post:
More information and an application are here [link omitted]. Don’t miss that deadline! If you are not a student yourself, do share this with a student you know.
We’ve asked this before, but it seems appropriate to ask it again: Why are the Discoveroids begging for people to attend? What’s going on here?
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