They’re still begging for people to attend The Discoveroids’ 2019 Creationist Seminar. We weren’t expecting a plea to be posted on April Fools’ Day, but they’ve come through for us.
The latest at the Discovery Institute’s creationist blog is Summer Seminar Applications Due Tomorrow! Like all the others in this hysterical series, it was written by Klinghoffer. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
The deadline to apply for Discovery Institute’s annual Summer Seminars on Intelligent Design has arrived [Hee hee!]: specifically, Tuesday, April 2, by the end of the day. More information and an online application are here. [Link omitted]
Klinghoffer leaves a word out of his next sentence. He says:
As we’ve discussed, this is the only chance most university [Dolts? Drop Outs? Droolers?] will have to study the evidence for design in nature — I mean, to do so seriously, objectively, and with the top scientists and scholars in the field of ID.
Ooooooooooooh! The “top scientists and scholars in the field of ID.” Only a Darwinist fool would pass up an opportunity like that.
Then he reminds us, for what seems like the dozenth time:
The dates are July 5 to 13, here in Seattle. And it’s cost-free! [Gasp!] Quite amazing.
Yeah, it’s amazing. He finishes with this:
If you haven’t completed your application yet, get busy.
There’s still time, dear reader. You have all of April Fools’ Day to work on that application. Think how it will look on your résumé when you disclose to potential employers that you attended the Discoveroids’ creationist conference. Well, what’s holding you back? As Klinghoffer says: Get busy!
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