We found this amazing article in the Trumpet. That’s a publication of the Philadelphia Church of God, which has a theological connection to the teachings of Herbert W. Armstrong. Their headline is More Scientists Skeptical of Darwinism. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Evolution has become the universally accepted theory for the origin of life [BWAHAHAHAHAHA!], yet it is increasingly being called into question. According to a report published by the Federalist on April 16, many professional academic biologists now question Darwin’s theory of evolution.
They’re talking about this article, which is bizarre beyond description: Why One-Third Of Biologists Now Question Darwinism. It was written by a law student. The Trumpet says:
The growing dissent [Gasp!] is also revealed in the document “A Scientific Dissent From Darwinism,” which contains over 1,000 signatures of scientists around the world who are “skeptical of claims for the ability of random mutation and natural selection to account for the complexity of life.” They are calling for an “examination of the evidence for Darwinian theory.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! We’ve written several times about that pathetic Discoveroid list of dentists, proctologists, and sociologists — most recently here: The Discoveroids Are Gaining Momentum. Then the Trumpet tells us:
In his 2008 documentary, Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, Ben Stein investigated the academia’s crackdown on criticism of Darwinism. Speaking to several scientists, Stein highlighted Darwin’s overly simplified understanding of cell complexity at the time his theory, The Origin of Species, was published in 1859.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s been years since anyone cited that bankrupt creationist “documentary.” Here’s Wikipedia’s article on it: Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed. Our last post about it was 8 years ago — see View the Bankruptcy Court Bids for “Expelled”. The Trumpet continues:
Despite the increasing acknowledgment of Darwin’s flawed reasoning [Huh?], the Federalist finished by saying that scientists’ goal “is not to abandon Darwin, but to retire him to make way for more coherent, comprehensive theories.” Scientists still refuse to consider the validity of any theory that involves a creator.
Scientists are fools! Let’s read on:
Herbert W. Armstrong, editor in chief of the Plain Truth, predecessor to the Trumpet … delved into an exhaustive study of evolutionary theory and the Bible. Much of what he found is compiled in his booklet Does God Exist? [Link omitted.]. Through his study, he found “no proof for the theory of evolution. It is purely a theory — a belief — a faith, not based on proof. … I found proof of the existence of the Creator God.”
Isn’t this great? Here’s another excerpt:
In 1950, Mr. Armstrong wrote, “Evolution is Satan’s most powerful modern weapon. It is Christianity’s greatest enemy.” It is Satan’s attempt to deprive man of the knowledge of their great Creator God and the incredible future that He has in store for them.
One final excerpt:
Scientists are seeking to prove the origin of the creation without a Creator. But over and again they have failed. There is only one explanation: a Creator God.
Your Curmudgeon is pleased to have brought you this information. Take it seriously, dear reader — before it’s too late!
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