Because the writer isn’t a politician, preacher, or other public figure, we won’t embarrass or promote him by using his full name. His first name is Dan. He writes a lot of letters, and we’ve posted about a couple of them before — the last time was #931: Creation Is Fact. Excerpts from his latest letter will be enhanced with our Curmudgeonly commentary, some bold font for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]. Here we go!
Evolution became a laughable myth in the 20th century, disproven by millions of discoveries [Millions!], such as polymerase being a product of its own translation. [Huh?] Also there is no vestigial or junk DNA. [Yeah, right!] These prove special creation. [BWAHAHAHAHAHA!]
What about polymerase? We wrote about that only once before when it popped up at the ICR website, which is probably where Danny boy gets his information — see ICR: Coral Evolution Is Proof of the Bible.
Okay, dear reader, now settle down for a long ride. That was only Danny’s first paragraph. Then he says:
Everybody on Earth today has the same anatomy, only different amounts of each part and system of the same anatomy, proving that everybody that lived since our original ancestors Adam and Eve lived had the same anatomy for that to be possible.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Our similar anatomy is because we’re all the same species, but it doesn’t tell us anything about Adam & Eve. Danny thinks otherwise, and he tells us:
This is true with the dog kind or with the cat kind, no evolutionary differences within each kind.
Can’t argue with that! He continues:
The story of evolution is not a theory [Gasp! It’s only a story!] since no theory have [sic] ever been formed to explain how evolution could be possible and that no evidence has ever existed to show that it has or could occur.
Wowie! There’s no evidence for the “story” of evolution! Let’s read on:
Also, thousands of observable scientific facts [Thousands!] prove evolution to be impossible. I can show the fraud in every claim [Gasp!] that the evolutionists use to promote their philosophy of evolutionism.
It’s all a fraud! Another excerpt:
Since the story of evolution is a lie, no honest person can promote it. [Right!] It is wicked for schools to teach children lies, especially lies that will affect the way that they live their lives.
Got that, dear reader? Teaching evolution is wicked! Here’s more:
Knowing that God created everything is not a religion, but is a proven scientific fact. [Yes!] A religion consists of how and what you decide to worship.
Danny is right — creation isn’t a religion, it’s science! And now we come to the end:
Allowing children in the classroom to know that God created everything is both legal and very important.
Brilliant letter, Danny! Your Curmudgeon is pleased.
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