This is big news — especially for our readers in the UK. It’s from none other than Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. Take a look at what he just posted at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: Join Us October 24–26, 2019 for Our UK Creation Mega Conference. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
God’s Word commands us to “contend for the faith” (Jude 3) — something that we need to do increasingly in our secularized age when the Bible and Christian faith are under attack.
Under attack? For the record, your Curmudgeon doesn’t attack the bible. We treat it like Kansas — it’s fine for the Kansans, but we don’t go there. Anyway, then he says:
And we want to equip you to stand strong and have the answers for the questions of our day so you can effectively share the gospel with others. That’s why we host conferences around the world — and, if you’re in the United Kingdom or anywhere in Europe, we invite you to join us in West Midlands, UK, October 24–26, 2019, for the AiG–UK “Contending for the Faith” [Link omitted.] conference.
Wowie — an invitation from Hambo himself! After that he tells us:
During this conference, you’ll hear from world-class scientists [World class!], researchers, and theologians, including Dr. Georgia Purdom, Simon Turpin, Dr. Voddie Baucham Jr., Dr. Stephen Lloyd, Prof. Stuart Burgess, Prof. Andy McIntosh, Prof. Steve Taylor, Paul Garner, and me. [Hambo too!]
We don’t recognize some of those names, but (aside from Hambo himself) the rest are creation scientists who work at AIG. World class indeed! He continues:
Sessions will cover topics such as the genetics of Adam and Eve [Gasp!], Genesis and the state of the culture, design in creation, racism, dinosaurs and the Bible, eugenics, sexuality, and much more.
What a list of topics! We’ve blogged about all of them, more than once — well, not the genetics of Adam & Eve. What a great conference this is gonna be! Here’s one last excerpt:
Learn more and register today for this exciting conference — I’d love to meet you there!
That link tells you what you need to know, including pricing (£58 for adults, or £52 each for a married couple), information about the speakers, and a schedule of events. You gotta go, dear reader!
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