One of the big questions rolling around in your mind is about to be answered, dear reader. Aren’t you excited? The answer comes from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
Look what he just posted at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: Why Did Dinosaurs Disappear? Get New Film Now. That got your attention, didn’t it? Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Our ministry friends (Ray Comfort and staff) over at Living Waters frequently release new films to help equip believers to evangelize and, most importantly, challenge unbelievers with the truth of God’s Word and the gospel. These films are always released, in their entirety, for free on the Living Waters’ YouTube channel. [Link omitted.]
But, of course, the movies aren’t free for them to make! Your purchase of the film, before its public release on YouTube, allows Living Waters to continue making new films, including their latest now available for download, Why Did Dinosaurs Disappear? [Link omitted.]
You have a choice, dear reader. Pay now, or see it free later. You can also ignore the whole thing, but that’s unthinkable. Hambo tells us:
This film starts with my good friend Ray Comfort asking the question, “What happened to the dinosaurs?” [Good question!] and moves from there to a proclamation of the gospel. Ray is incredibly creative [Hee hee!] when it comes to engaging people in gospel-centered conversations.
In my dinosaur presentation for children, I sometimes refer to dinosaurs as “missionary lizards” [Huh?] because you can start with dinosaurs and move into talking about the gospel message. And that’s exactly what Ray does. And it’s always fascinating and very revealing to hear the responses from the people he interviews. [After they stop laughing.]
Let’s read on:
As I mentioned above, this new film will be available on YouTube starting next month. Putting the videos on YouTube allows believers to share them with unbelievers (they even make invitations to the channel that you can give to others), and unbelievers are challenged [Yeah!] with the gospel message. (Their films have been viewed over 15 million times, and their channel has 80 million views!) It’s a great way of reaching millions of people with the gospel message! But I encourage you to purchase the download of this new film to support Living Waters and their evangelistic films.
Then he has a trailer for the film which is embedded in the post. You can see it if you click over there. What an opportunity! Hambo concludes his post with a commercial:
Download the film today to help support their filmmaking at LivingWaters.com [link omitted] or on our webstore [link omitted].
Well, dear reader, you’ve always wondered what happened to the dinosaurs. This is your big chance to learn the answer. Go ahead, click over there. Give ’em money. And tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya!
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