This is great news for Australia, and also for America. As he did last year — see Hambo Is Going To Rescue Australia — Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else — will be returning to Australia for a few days to preach The Truth™.
He just posted Join Me in Sunny Queensland, Australia, Jan 31–Feb 2 at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
In just a few months, I’m headed “down under” to speak at a special conference in sunny Queensland, Australia. I’ll be speaking at Dunamis Church in Tanah Merah on Friday night, January 31, and again Sunday morning, February 2. I hope you can join me!
Isn’t that wonderful? For a blessed few days, Hambo will be in Australia — and away from the US. He says:
Over those two days, I’ll be giving four talks, including:
• Science Confirms the Bible [Oh yeah!]
• Six Days and the Authority of Scripture
• Genesis Foundations and How to Impact the Culture
• There’s Only One Race! Genetics and the Human Family
Wowie — everyone in Australia will be flocking to that church to hear Hambo’s wisdom. Then he tells us:
If you live in the Tanah Merah area, I encourage you to join me at this free conference. [Link omitted.]
Wowie! It’s free! He continues:
You’ll be equipped to think biblically [How wonderful!], beginning in Genesis, on science, the age of the earth, so-called “race,” and more. I hope to see you there!
Unfortunately, your Curmudgeon won’t be going. Here’s the end of Hambo’s post:
Answers in Genesis is having a phenomenal impact in Australia. AiG speaker Bryan Osborne spent over two months in Australia speaking at about 50 events in the major cities and other areas across this vast nation. I hope you can join me at Dunamis Church in January or February.
Okay, dear reader. We’ve done our part — we’ve given you the news. Now it’s up to you. If you plan to be on the flip side of the flat Earth, then why not attend ol’ Hambo’s event? And if you go — you know what’s coming, don’t you?– tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya.
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