We found the best news imaginable at the blog of Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. He just posted this: We’re Hiring at Answers in Genesis, the Creation Museum, and the Ark Encounter. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Do you have experience in web development, web design, public safety, or A/V? Are you interested in learning more about working in the culinary field, grounds, or housekeeping? Well, we’re hiring in all these departments and more here at Answers in Genesis, the Creation Museum, and the Ark Encounter in Northern Kentucky!
Isn’t that thrilling news? Hambo is hiring! He says:
You can join our growing team, working for a ministry that shares the message of biblical authority and the gospel daily.
Ooooooooooooh! It’s not just the opportunity of a lifetime, it’s the greatest opportunity of all time! Hambo tells us:
I recently chatted with several of our VPs about open positions in their departments. You can watch that video below:
The video is embedded in Hambo’s post. Click over there and watch it — if that’s your pleasure. He continues:
Also, we employ hundreds of seasonals for our busy spring, summer, and fall seasons. [Wowie, seasonal work!] We’d love for you to apply if you feel any of these jobs may be a good fit for your skill set. Please apply today at [Jobs at Answers in Genesis].
That’s the end of Hambo’s post, but it’s only the beginning of your adventure, dear reader. Click over there to look at all those jobs he’s got available. Here are just a few of the opportunities we noticed at his jobs site:
• Seasonal – Ark Encounter Specialist. 300 openings available! The ideal candidate is passionate about the Ark Encounter’s vision and serving others, enthusiastic, energetic, an excellent multi-tasker, and able and willing to fill or change positions quickly. Bilingual skills are a plus.
• Specialist – Housekeeping (First Shift) . 2 openings available! Receives direction and responsibilities from the Housekeeping Supervisor. Participates in a wide range of housekeeping duties to ensure that every area our staff and guests are exposed to is clean, healthy, and attractive with specific attention to the cleanliness of the whole Creation Museum facility.
• And too many more to list here!
Best of all, you and everyone else who works for ol’ Hambo will sign up and agree to AIG’s Statement of Faith. Okay, dear reader, now head for Kentucky to find your dream job working for ol’ Hambo. And hey — tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya.
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