It’s hard to believe, but this is the only “news” we could find to blog about. It’s from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. He just posted this at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: Patterns of Evidence: The Red Sea Miracle in Theaters Tomorrow. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Tomorrow (February 18) is your only opportunity to see the incredible documentary Patterns of Evidence: The Red Sea Miracle Part I in theaters. This powerful film about the miraculous crossing of the Red Sea is only in US theaters one night, and you don’t want to miss it!
Our regular readers already know about this. Hambo was touting the thing a month ago, and we blogged about it then — see Hambo and the Parting of the Red Sea. But the showing is tomorrow, so maybe it’s worth another mention. Hambo says:
Many view the crossing of the Red Sea as a great story, and the fodder for some great films. However, they might not see it a historical event. [Godless fools!] And yet Scripture refers to it over and over again as not only real history but as a powerful miracle that saved God’s people and destroyed their enemies.
If scripture mentions it, then it must be true. Hambo tells us:
With this new documentary, filmmaker Tim Mahoney explores the historicity of this incredible miracle as he seeks to discover if it really happened. Did the exodus really happen? How many people were involved? Where did they cross the Red Sea? Is there any archaeological evidence of this event?
We have no doubt that the guy found an ark-load of evidence. Hambo continues:
And we have a special treat for you immediately after the film [O goodie!] Todd Starnes will be moderating a post-movie panel discussion featuring Kay Arthur, Jeremy Lyons, Janet Mefferd, and me. This discussion was filmed before a live audience at the 2,500-seat Answers Center at the Ark Encounter. You won’t want to miss it!
A post-movie panel discussion about a pre-movie discussion? Jeepers, it sounds great! Let’s read on:
And The Red Sea Miracle, Part II will be in US theaters May 5, 2020 [Gasp!], so be sure to mark your calendars and reserve tickets for that showing — you don’t want to catch part one and miss part two!
He’s right. You gotta see them both! Here’s the end of Hambo’s post:
I encourage you to go and see this film tomorrow. Find all the details, and a theater near you, at PatternsofEvidence.com.
Okay, dear reader. Hambo’s done his part, and we’ve done ours. Now it’s up to you. Go see the thing, then get back here and tell us about it.
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