If you’re a typical Darwinist ignoramus, you’re probably unaware that there are creatures that live in the sea. Well, prepare to be amazed by Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
He just posted this at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: “Here is the Sea, Great and Wide, Which Teems with Creatures Innumerable”. You don’t recognize that quote, do you? That’s because you’re a hell-bound Darwinist fool! All will be explained as we give you some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Hambo begins with a scripture quote that explains the title of his post:
“O Lord, how manifold are your works! In wisdom have you made them all; the earth is full of your creatures. Here is the sea, great and wide, which teems with creatures innumerable, living things both small and great” (Psalm 104:24–25).
Then he says:
No matter where you search on this planet, you will more than likely find life (even if you can’t see it — it’s there!). One easy spot to find life is in the water — the oceans and other bodies of water are literally teeming with it. And all these creatures give glory to their Creator.
You didn’t know that, did you? But it’s true — there is life in the water! After revealing that stunning information to his drooling followers — and to you — Hambo tells us:
Discover just a few of the creatures that inhabit watery worlds in a brand-new documentary coming as a special worldwide pay-per-view event, March 6, 2020.
Ooooooooooooh! This is exciting! Hambo continues:
In The Riot and the Dance: Water [link omitted], biologist Dr. Gordon Wilson does an excellent job showcasing the incredible life that thrives in oceans, lakes, rivers, and ponds.
Don’t miss this documentary! It’s very rare to find a nature documentary, especially of this quality, that gives glory to God, not to evolution or to Mother Earth, and shares a biblical worldview. [It sounds wonderful!] We need more programs like this, so I urge you to support this pay-per-view event.
That’s a reasonable request. And now we come to the end:
Not only does your support help the production of such documentaries, but such programs are phenomenal biblical worldview teaching tools for your family. Find all the details at RiotandtheDance.com. [Link omitted.]
And so, dear reader, you’ll never look at the ocean the same way as before. Now, instead of thinking “There’s a bunch of water,” you’ll be thinking: “There’s life in there!” And you can thank ol’ Hambo for providing you with this information.
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