Perhaps you recall that about five weeks ago we wrote Ol’ Hambo Is Asking for Your Help. It was about a plea from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man, who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
Hambo wanted you to participate in a poll being conducted by USA Today to determine the people’s choice of the “best religious museum” in the US. He asked you to vote for not only the infamous, mind-boggling Creation Museum, but also his exact replica of Noah’s Ark known as Ark Encounter. And now the results of the poll are in!
Hambo just posted this at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: Ark Encounter and Creation Museum Win “Best Religious Museums 2020”. Isn’t that wonderful? Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
What is the best religious museum in the United States? Well, according to popular vote, it’s . . . the Ark Encounter in Northern Kentucky! [Hooray!] And following up in second place is another name you’ll recognize — the Creation Museum. [Wowie!] Out of 20 nominees, both the Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum placed at the top of the “10Best” contest by USA Today’s Readers’ Choice.
This is really exciting news! Hambo is in ecstasy! He says:
We hope these top designations will encourage even more people visit the Ark Encounter and the Creation Museum in Northern Kentucky. Not only will they have a remarkable time and make lasting memories, but also they’ll learn about the truth of God’s Word and the gospel of Jesus Christ.
Wow — it’s all good! He tells us:
That’s the message everyone needs to hear, and that’s why we want as many individuals and families as possible to visit these high-quality Christian themed attractions.
Hambo isn’t interested in your money, dear reader — at least that’s not his primary interest. His main goal is to teach The Truth™. In this next excerpt, the bold font is his:
Thank you to everyone who voted for their favorite attraction! We’re excited to have won both first and second place out of 20 museums
We’re excited too! Let’s read on:
Oh, by the way: the Smithsonian Natural History Museum (and others like it that promote naturalistic evolution) should have been nominated as a religious museum. It promotes the religion of atheism!
Atheism is religion? BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Also, war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength.
Hambo ends his Orwellian post with this:
There actually is no “non-religious” position for museums: each has a worldview to proclaim. The Ark and Creation Museum are religious museums in that they promote the Christian worldview!
That’s it, dear reader. Your votes have done the job and you have ol’ Hambo’s gratitude. Well done!
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