This is exactly what you need, and of course it’s from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. You probably didn’t know what ol’ Hambo is also the most compassionate man in existence, but he is, and his new post will prove that to you.
Look what we found at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: Free Online Resources Available from Answers in Genesis. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
For those who want to use this social-distancing downtime as a period of personal growth in studying biblical apologetics, I’ve got some exciting news! [Ooooooooooooh!] We have great (and free) online resources for you to use personally, for your family’s spiritual growth, and for educational opportunities for you and your children.
Hambo has free stuff for you, dear reader. Aren’t you excited? He says:
Perhaps you were unaware that many of our most-popular books are available to read for free on our website. Simply go to our online books page and check out what’s available.
Books on line that you can read for free! Wowie! After that stunning news, ol’ Hambo tells us:
From books with answers to the most commonly asked questions (like those in the New Answers books), to books that provide answers to supposed Bible contradictions, to math and science texts, to world religions, to books that deal with death and suffering — it’s all here. [Hambo has it all!] Plus you can learn about topics like the ice age, Egyptian history (from a biblical timeline perspective), and even read one of the most-beloved (one of my favorites) Christian books of all time: Pilgrim’s Progress.
You probably doubted us when we said that Hambo is the most compassionate man in existence. You don’t doubt us now, do you? Hambo’s post continues:
But we don’t just have free online books. [There’s more?] AiG also has a treasure trove of free online videos available. [Ooooooooooooh! Creationist videos!] You can view videos on the topics of the age of the earth [Hee hee!], animals, the Bible, creation/evolution, God, science, worldview, and … . [The list goes on, but who cares?]
Hambo finishes with this:
I encourage you and your family to take advantage of these free resources and incorporate them into your home teaching, devotions, and self-study.
Isn’t that wonderful? You’re locked up in your home, hoping to avoid the coronavirus, and you’ve been wondering what to do. Now — at no cost! — you can become a well-informed creationist. Go for it, dear reader!
Copyright © 2020. The Sensuous Curmudgeon. All rights reserved.