This is an example of the incredible benevolence we all expect from Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. He just posted this at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: Free Guide — Coronavirus: a Biblical and Practical Guide. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
It seems like the coronavirus has been the topic of almost every conversation for weeks now — and that’s actually a good opening [A good opening to what?] to speak truth to others. What do I mean by that?
What in the world is Hambo talking about? He explains:
Well, right now the same thing is on every person’s mind — coronavirus and its impact. And, regardless of our personal views on the various models of treatment or the politics of the issue, we have an easy opening to share truth with others.
*Groan!* Hambo’s using the virus to preach The Truth™. He tells us:
That’s one reason we created Coronavirus: A Biblical and Practical Guide: 10 Biblical Principles & Practical Tips for Christians [link omitted] in the COVID-19 Pandemic. This guide not only gives you some practical tips for keeping yourself and others safe, but it also gives you ideas on how to share Christ’s love with others during this time.
And that’s not all Hambo’s guide contains. He continues:
It will also equip you with answers to questions about suffering and whether or not this could be God’s judgment or the devil’s work.
Wowie — that’s exactly what you’ve been wanting to know! In his next paragraph, Hambo reveals the world-class experts who wrote his guide:
Coronavirus: A Biblical and Practical Guide has contributions from medical doctor Elizabeth Mitchell, microbiology professor Andrew Fabich, engineer Bodie Hodge, and me.
Ooooooooooooh! The guide is by Hambo and his creation scientists, one of whom (Bodie) is also Hambo’s son-in-law. It couldn’t possibly be any better! Actually, it does get better. Hambo’s post ends with fabulous news:
This guide is available as a free download. [Gasp!] Simply visit our website [link omitted] to get this helpful tool delivered straight to your email inbox.
You gotta admit, dear reader, Hambo is the greatest benefactor imaginable! Get his guide. Get it now! Then let us know what it says.
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