If you’re like most creationists, you worry that you’ll get stomped on in a discussion by some smarty-pants evolutionist. Well, fear no more! Look what’s being offered by Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. He just posted this at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry: Don’t Miss Evolution Exposed Conference-at-Home. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Get equipped to defend your faith [Yes!] and challenge the evolutionary assumptions of others with “Evolution Exposed,” a “conference-at-home,” an event hosted by our friends at Living Waters (the ministry founded by Ray Comfort). They’ve put together a one-day online conference on June 27, 2020, featuring ten speakers [Ten!], each giving a fifteen-minute “here’s what you need to know” presentation on topics related to creation, evolution, evangelism, and the truth of God’s Word.
Wowie — a one-day conference with Ray Comfort! The former street preacher is best known for his starring role in Ray Comfort’s “Banana video”. He and Hambo have a good working relationship, so let’s see what else Hambo says:
You’ll hear from me [Hooray!] and your favorite Answers in Genesis speakers including [nobody cares]. Also joining the line-up is Dr. Jason Lisle (founder of the Biblical Science Institute), Del Tackett (host of Is Genesis History?), Eric Hovind (president and founder of Creation Today) [the son of Kent Hovind], and Dan Biddle (president of Genesis Apologetics). [Several links omitted].
This “conference” includes an amazing collection of famous creationists! You want to know more, don’t you? Okay! Hambo tells us:
The conference begins at noon ET and continues until 6 p.m. [Six hours!], with a live one-hour Q&A panel at the end. The cost of this conference is only $35, and pastors and missionaries can request to attend for free.
That’s all on 27 June, presumably. Be sure and mark your calendar! Hambo continues:
It’s a wonderful opportunity [Sure is!] to equip yourself and your family with the “highlights” of the creation/evolution battle and how you can expose the wrong thinking of evolution and point people to Christ.
This is just what you need, dear reader, and you know it! Now we come to the end:
Register today [link omitted] for this one-of-a-kind online event.
Okay, dear reader. You know what you gotta do. Go ahead and register. And when you do, tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya!
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