If you’re a typical naturalistic darwinist fool, you probably go for days at a time — perhaps even longer! — without reading your bible. If so, then pay attention, because this is for you.
Your spiritual emptiness will soon be a thing of the past because there is someone who can — at last — fill the void in your life. Yes, you guessed it. We’re talking about Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
At the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), Hambo’s creationist ministry, he just posted Discover “Why the Bible?” with Living Waters. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Why should we start our thinking with the Bible? [Yeah, why?] How can we know the Bible is true? Of all the books in the world, why use the Bible?
Those are powerful questions, and they probably keep you awake at night. So pay attention! Hambo says:
Get answers at a special online conference event [Link included!] from our friends at the ministry of Living Waters, Saturday, August 29, 2020, from 12–5 p.m. (ET). This conference features my good friend Ray Comfort, me, and many others.
Ooooooooooooh! You probably know who Ray Comfort is. The former street preacher is best known for his starring role in Ray Comfort’s “Banana video”. He and Hambo have been buddies for quite a while now — see Hambo & Ray Comfort — The Dynamic Duo. Okay, on with the post. Hambo tells us:
This online event is structured in the popular “TED talk” style [Your Curmudgeon never heard of it!], where each speaker presents a condensed “best of” presentation on their topic. You’ll get answers to questions such as these: How can we know the Bible was inspired by God? Why is it reliable? Is God a “moral monster”?
Those are interesting questions. Does Hambo’s “TED talk” really answer them? Anyway, he continues:
“Why the Bible?” will conclude with a Q&A panel where we will take your questions live.
Ooooooooooooh! They’ll take your questions live — but only if you register to participate. Let’s read on:
During this one-day event, you’ll hear from me and the following: [Long list of creationists.] I’ll be speaking on how we can understand a loving God in a world of death, suffering, and disease.
That’s an interesting subject. He ends with this:
I encourage you to register today for this exciting online event. [Exciting!] … In a time when many people — including Christians — are neglecting to read their Bibles, we need the encouragement to know that God’s Word can be trusted and has answers to the questions of our day.
Okay, dear reader. You know what you gotta do. Click over there, get registered, and tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya!
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