This one is really going to shake you up, dear reader. We found it at the blog of Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
The title of his post is Watch Dismantled Documentary Premiere on Answers TV. We know — you’re wondering what gets dismantled in that documentary. Bear with us — all will be revealed. Here are some excerpts from his post, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
“Where did everything come from?” That’s a big question — and how you answer it has major consequences. [The wrong answer will doom you to the Lake of Fire for eternity!] The secular world says life and the universe came from the big bang and millions of years of astronomical, geological, and biological evolution (and, sadly, much of the church borrows their ideas). [The fools!] But these ideas aren’t supported by the observational evidence.
Wowie — Hambo says the evidence.doesn’t support those secular ideas! This is fantastic news! Then he says:
Discover the truth in a new documentary from Back2Genesis, Dismantled: A Scientific Deconstruction of the Theory of Evolution [link omitted], premiering for three days (beginning today!) for free [Free!] on AiG’s high-quality, God-honoring streaming service, Answers TV. [Link omitted!]
This is your big chance to discover The Truth™, dear reader. Now Hambo tells us:
This documentary — featuring some familiar faces from Answers in Genesis, including Dr. Georgia Purdom, Dr. Nathaniel Jeanson, and Dr. Andrew Snelling [Brilliant creationists!], as well as other scientists — powerfully dismantles evolutionary ideas, demonstrating that the evidence from biology, paleoanthropology, and genetics contradicts what we’d expect starting with naturalistic, evolutionary ideas about the past.
Incredible, isn’t it? Hambo continues:
You won’t want to miss this excellent documentary — and I encourage you to watch it with unbelieving friends and family, challenging them with both observational science and truth from God’s Word. It’s very well suited for watching with skeptics.
Just imagine those skeptics and unbelievers squirming as you all watch Hambo’s documentary together! Let’s read on:
Subscribers and non-subscribers can both watch Dismantled for free on our streaming service, Answers TV [Link omitted!], during the three-day premiere, October 9–11, 2020. After this weekend, Dismantled will then be available on Answers TV for rent for both subscribers and non-subscribers of Answers TV.
Hambo finishes with a pitch for subscribers:
This documentary is fascinating as it thoroughly dismantles evolutionary ideas. [Gasp!] I urge you to subscribe to Answers TV [etc., etc.]
Okay, dear reader. You’ve been challenged. Do you have the courage to watch Hambo’s documentary? Or will you spend eternity regretting your decision? It’s up to you.
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