Hhere’s a quickie for you, to keep things moving along while we continue searching for news. It has come to our attention that a few of you — truly wretched souls — somehow don’t believe in Cosmic Aardvark.
We will therefore give you some undeniable scientific evidence which will absolutely seal the deal and end your wretched state of disbelief. Are you ready? Okay then, here it comes:
Undeniable fact one: In order to stay alive, you need to breathe oxygen, don’t you? Well, you got it! There’s plenty of oxygen here on our world. You think something like that is just an accident? Huh? Huh??? Okay, we have more:
Undeniable fact two: You need water, don’t you? Well, this world has it — all you need! What’s your response — it’s just another accident? Are you really that stubborn? Very well, we have even more:
Undeniable fact three: You wanna reproduce? If so, you need genitals, don’t you? Okay, look down — no, not now while your computer’s on! This ain’t CNN! (If that reference to CNN mystifies you, read this.)
We’ve got more, but those three facts should be enough. The universe — and your place in it — can’t possibly be an accident. It’s undeniably the work of a supreme intelligence. And that could only be the Cosmic Aardvark!
If you still think it’s all because of a bunch of atoms randomly wiggling around since the Big Bang, then there’s no hope for you. Your Curmudgeon will pray that the Cosmic Aardvark.mercifully overlooks your inexcusable foolishness.
You’ve probably guessed that we’re declaring another Intellectual Free-Fire Zone. As with all our free-fire zones, we’re open for the discussion of pretty much anything — science, politics, economics, whatever — as long as it’s tasteful and interesting. Banter, babble, bicker, bluster, blubber, blather, blab, blurt, burble, boast — say what you will. But avoid flame-wars and beware of the profanity filters.
Okay, we now throw open the comments to you, dear reader. Have at it.
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