Because the writer isn’t a politician, preacher, or other public figure, we won’t embarrass or promote him by using his full name. His first name is Gale. Actually, that’s a name of uncertain gender, so we will make no assumptions. Excerpts from Gale’s letter will be enhanced with our Curmudgeonly commentary, some bold font for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]. Here we go!
Satan’s agenda would disavow America’s Judeo-Christian heritage and strike the words “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance.
Wikipedia’s article on the Pledge of Allegiance says the pledge was adopted in 1892, but those “under God” words weren’t added until 1954. Presumably, Satan’s agenda was in full effect for the first 62 years of the Pledge. Anyway, Gale then says:
He [The Devil!] would encourage abortion as health care and thwart efforts to penalize those who kill a baby who survives an abortion. Satan would push same-sex marriage and transgenderism in defiance of God’s plan.
We’re shocked — shocked! We had no idea that ol’ devil was so horrible. After that ghastly disclosure, Gale tells us:
Socialism would be praised even though Christian leaders have maintained it is not compatible with Christianity.
Lots of people think the bible advocates communism. It was actually put into effect in one of the US colonies, and then abandoned when it was found to cause horrendous results — see Of Plymouth Plantation: “Every Man for His Own Particular”. Gale continues:
Satan would choose candidates who enthusiastically embrace all the above which cannot be supported by science or Scripture. Biased, liberal media, the entertainment industry, the public educational system and Big Tech would be used in order to propagate his propaganda.
Egad, Twitter is a tool of the devil! Let’s read on:
Satan laughs because all this hard work was already done for him by the Democrats and Catholic-in-name-only Joe Biden and because so many self-professed Christians voted for this political agenda that blatantly disrespects God. By doing so, they have sanctioned the murder of a million babies a year, the rush to socialism, Christian discrimination and the false illusion that God’s designs for gender and marriage are false.
The devil is laughing! And now we come to the end:
As people of faith mourn the above atrocities, we must pray for a conversion of heart for those who voted for these evils and we must push church leaders to ex-communicate Catholic politicians that publicly support the above agenda. To not do so would deny God’s teachings that our nation was founded upon.
Yes, the nation was founded on Holy Moley teachings — just read the Constitution and you’ll see. Great letter, Gale!
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