We haven’t yet found a news item to blog about today, but until we do we can’t resist asking you a supremely important question. It comes from scripture — the only source of reliable information. Our quotes are all from the King James version, of course, and we added a bit of bold font for emphasis:
Genesis 2: 15 And the Lord God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
16 And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
21 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
22 And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.
That’s how it begins — Adam and Eve are in paradise, and they were naked. Keep that in mind as the serpent persuades Eve to eat the forbidden fruit:
Genesis 3: 1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
Now here’s our question: Assuming a mild climate, so that protective clothing isn’t necessary, why do creationists wear clothes? Think about it. They are not deceived. They accept every word of the bible as The Truth™. They reject the evil teachings of Darwin. They are truly saved and without sin. So like Adam & Eve in the garden, why aren’t creationists naked?
The reason is that the materialist Darwinists have conspired to make nudity illegal — but this is an outrage! Those who are without sin should be free to display their status, so we call upon all righteous people. Contact your legislators. Write letters to the editor. Get out there and demonstrate! Do not cease your efforts until the battle is won!
Remember: Clothes are the sign of the devil! If you reject the devil you should also reject clothes! Do it now!
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