This may be your last chance, dear reader, so pay attention. You have an opportunity to work for Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
We’ve written about such opportunities before — see, e.g.: Work for Hambo and Find Fulfillment, but who knows — an opportunity like this may never come again, so pay attention! Hambo’s latest article on this is titled Job Fair at Creation Museum on April 20 and Ark Encounter on May 10. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
It takes a lot of very talented and hard-working individuals to operate the Creation Museum, Ark Encounter, and Answers in Genesis ministries here in N. Kentucky. If you’d like to be part of the gospel-centered work taking place here [Who wouldn’t?], I encourage you to consider coming to our job fairs at the Creation Museum and Ark Encounter or open interviews in Williamsburg, KY, or to apply online. A variety of positions are available.
Before proceeding further, we need to tell you something of great importance. Among the requirements for every job, you must agree with and be able to sign Hambo’s Statement of Faith. That shouldn’t be a problem for you, but you ought to click over there to look at it very carefully — just to make sure.
Okay, back to Hambo’s post. He says:
On Tuesday, April 20, 2021 [Two days from today!], join us anytime between 3 and 7 p.m. for our job fair [Link omitted!], onsite at the Creation Museum — west of the Cincinnati Airport in Petersburg, KY. You’ll have the opportunity to meet our managers, explore different departments, interview, and even potentially receive a job offer — all on the same day!
We’re also having a job fair and a series of open interview days for the Ark Encounter in Williamstown, KY. We have a wide variety of job offerings at the life-size Noah’s Ark as well. You can see where you would best fit, interview for a position, and possibly receive a job offer on the same day during our job fair on May 10 in the Answers Center at the Ark Encounter or during one of our open-interview days, taking place on April 22, May 6 and 20, … These dates are another great way to learn more about working at one of the most unique attractions in the world.
Overwhelmingly tempting, isn’t it? We’re skipping a bit, after which he tells us:
I encourage you to explore the full list of job openings within the Creation Museum, Ark Encounter, and Answers in Genesis on our jobs page.
The list of jobs at that link is truly amazing! Hambo could be one of the biggest employers in his part of Kentucky! And all that work is for a great purpose — the greatest purpose, actually!
Well, what are you waiting for? Go to Kentucky and do what you’ve always known you were meant to do. And tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya!
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