There’s no creationism news today — which is very good news! — so to keep you entertained we’ll give you some news that is certain to ruin your childhood dreams of being an astronaut. We found it at PhysOrg and it’s titled: Dirty laundry in space? NASA, Tide tackle cleaning challenge. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
How do astronauts do laundry in space? They don’t. [Huh?] They wear their underwear, gym clothes and everything else until they can’t take the filth and stink anymore, then junk them.
Disgusting, huh? Then they say:
NASA wants to change that — if not at the International Space Station, then the moon and Mars — and stop throwing away tons of dirty clothes every year, stuffing them in the trash to burn up in the atmosphere aboard discarded cargo ships. So it’s teamed up with Procter & Gamble Co. to figure out how best to clean astronauts’ clothes in space so they can be reused for months or even years, just like on Earth.
Your Curmudgeon absolutely approves of that project. The PhysOrg article then tells us:
The Cincinnati company announced Tuesday that it will send a pair of Tide detergent and stain removal experiments to the space station later this year and next, all part of the galactic battle against soiled and sweaty clothes.
A worthy project indeed! PhysOrg continues:
It’s no small problem, especially as the U.S. and other countries look to establish bases on the moon and Mars. … When you figure an astronaut needs 150 pounds (68 kilograms) of clothes in space per year, that quickly adds up, especially on a three-year Mars mission, said Mark Sivik, a chemist specializing in fabric and home care technology for P&G.
Let’s read on:
There’s also the health — and ick — factors. [Hee hee!] Space station astronauts exercise two hours every day to counter the muscle- and bone-withering effects of weightlessness, quickly leaving their workout clothes sweaty, smelly and stiff. Their T-shirts, shorts and socks end up so foul that they run through a pair every week, according to Leland Melvin, a former NASA astronaut and NFL player.
Skipping several paragraphs, we gratefully arrive at the end:
One of the many design challenges: The laundry water would need to be reclaimed for drinking and cooking, just like urine and sweat are currently recycled aboard the space station. [Aaaargh!!] “The best solutions come from the most diverse teams,” Melvin said, “and how more diverse can you be than Tide and NASA?”
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