As you know, we always describe Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) as the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else. Did you think we were exaggerating? What you’re about to learn may change your mind.
Hambo’s latest post at Answers in Genesis (AIG), his creationist ministry, is titled Next Month Is Pastor Appreciation Month. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
October is Pastor Appreciation Month. Pastors, and their families, do so much in serving their congregations, and this is a wonderful time to thank them for their service. And one way you can say “thank you” is by gifting your pastor and his wife a trip away to Northern Kentucky for our Raising Godly Generations conference [Link omitted!], October 5–7, 2021, at the Ark Encounter.
Why would you want to send your preacher to Hambo’s conference? You’ll be amazed! Hambo says:
This conference, which is actually open to everyone, is generally designed for pastors and leaders to encourage them with practical advice on how to raise up godly generations in a secular world. Speakers include [Hambo and a bunch of others]. It’s going to be a great time of encouragement and learning!
That doesn’t answer the question: Why send your preacher there? Hambo reveals the answer:
Included with each registration is a seven-day pass [Gasp!] to visit both the Ark Encounter and the nearby Creation Museum (our first Christian themed attraction), so your pastor and his wife can experience the life-size Noah’s Ark, zoos, theaters, walk through biblical history, botanical gardens, and so much more that both attractions have to offer. [Wowie!] They’ll love it!
Imagine the incredible effect it will have on your preacher — or anyone, really — if he spends an entire seven days at Hambo’s Ark and Creation Museum. It boggles the mind just thinking about it.
After describing some other events your preacher can enjoy, Hambo finishes his post with this:
This conference at the world-renowned Ark is going to be a wonderful time of relaxation, equipping, and fellowship. I encourage you to surprise your pastor and his wife with registration to this incredible event. Register today at [Link omitted!]
Okay, dear reader. It’s your decision — but really, how can you resist?
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