This is your big chance, dear reader. You’ve always wanted to go out into the woods with a bunch of creationists — and now you can do it! It’s all explained by Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
The latest post at Answers in Genesis (AIG), Hambo’s creationist ministry, is titled Be a Paleontologist for a Day at Caesar Creek Lake, Ohio, October 2, 2021, and it was written by Hambo himself! Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Adventure, excitement, and getting into the dirt [Wowie!]: that’s what you can expect with our upcoming Explore Day at Caesar Creek Lake, Ohio [Link omitted!], where you get to be a paleontologist for a day — and you get to take home what you find!
Ooooooooooooh! It’s everything you ever wanted! Hambo then says:
This event, taking place Saturday, October 2, 2021, is part of our popular Explore Days programs [Link omitted!] at the Creation Museum, but it’s open for adults and taking place off-site (about 60 miles from the museum) at one of the region’s most popular fossil-hunting sites.
Amazing, isn’t it? But wait — there’s more! Hambo he tells us:
You will be fossil hunting alongside Dr. Andrew Snelling, the geologist behind the new ground-breaking Grand Canyon research, and Dr. Gabriela Haynes, a PhD paleontologist actively involved in research.
What an honor it will be to hunt fossils with two of Hambo’s creation scientists! It’s almost beyond imagining! He continues:
Kids, ages 12 and up, can attend teaching sessions, too [Oh, how wonderful!], and will be able to ask questions, learning from two scientists with a biblical creationist worldview — where else can you find such an experience?
Verily, we are overwhelmed by such an opportunity. Who wouldn’t be? And now we come to the end:
Space is limited and will likely fill up quickly, so don’t miss out on this exciting experience. Register today at CreationMuseum.org. [Link omitted!]
Okay, dear reader — this event is only two weeks away, so get started on making your arrangements. It’ll be the experience of a lifetime!
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