Today we have a new addition to our series about Self-Published Geniuses. This is where we bring you news of authors with a vanity press book in which the author claims to have made paradigm-shattering discoveries, and announces his work by hiring a press release service.
The exciting title of today’s press release is Science has Confirmed the Existence of God!, and it was issued by Digital Journal. Here are some excerpts from the press release, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
This book demonstrates that God exists [Gasp!], and this book does so on the grounds of secular scientific data and mathematics.
Ooooooooooooh! This is exciting! Then the press release says:
The book “Science Confirms the Existence of God” is available at Amazon in both in print and as an eBook.
Here’s a link to the book at Amazon: Science Confirms the Existence of God. It costs only $14.95 in paperback (an incredible bargain!), and yes — there’s a “Look Inside” feature.
Amazon also reveals that the publisher is Kevin Bradford Ornellas. It might surprise you to learn that the name of the book’s author is also Kevin Bradford Ornellas. Verily, this is indeed a self-published book!
Okay — we’ve got the press release and we know the book is from a vanity press, so it qualifies for our collection. Now let’s see what it’s all about. The press release says:
This book uses insight into a key verse, 2Peter 3:8, to help set-up a mathematical model of what the Bible is asserting to be true.
Fascinating! So we took a look at that verse in the bible — King James version, of course — and it says:
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
Now we’re getting somewhere! The press release continues:
When the times predicted by the Bible with this insight are compared to modern scientific data, a direct correlation between what Saint Peter and the Genesis Writer said was true, and what occurred according to modern scientific data is shown! [Amazing!] Using modern Science, the book confirms the veracity of the Seven Days of Creation Account in Genesis.
We thought creation took six days, not seven, but let’s not quibble. Instead, let’s do the math! Creation took six days in genesis, and a day is a thousand years, so (pause for calculations) the six days of creation really were six thousand years! Wow! Okay, back to the press release:
Kevin Bradford Ornellas [the author-publisher] is an IT [information technology] specialist who resides in Honolulu, Hawaii. For inquiries, please contact the author at [Link omitted!]. You are welcome to check-out [Facebook link omitted!].
Okay, dear reader. We’ve done our part. The rest is up to you. So what are you waiting for? Buy the thing! And tell ’em the Curmudgeon sent ya!
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