Prepare yourself, dear reader. This is some of the most profound stuff we’ve ever written about. Naturally, we found it at the website of Answers in Genesis (AIG), the creationist ministry of Ken Ham (ol’ Hambo) — the ayatollah of Appalachia, the world’s holiest man who knows more about religion and science than everyone else.
The title of their post is The Big Four, and it was written by ol’ Hambo himself. They say it first appeared on 01 November 2017, but somehow we missed it. Here are some excerpts, with bold font added by us for emphasis, and occasional Curmudgeonly interjections that look [like this]:
Four big debates rage in our world today. The foundational answers are in Genesis 1–11. [Wow!] It’s important at times to look back at the circumstances and people God allowed to be part of one’s calling in life. As I look back, it’s fascinating to recognize how the Lord burdened me to deal with four major issues that have become integral to the outreach of Answers in Genesis, the Creation Museum, and the Ark Encounter, which are encouraging so many believers and challenging lost people with the gospel.
What are those four issues? Hambo says:
At the Creation Museum, we walk people through seven C’s: Creation, Corruption, Catastrophe, Confusion, Christ, Cross, and Consummation. The first four C’s cover the astronomical, geological, biological, and anthropological history foundational to all Christian doctrine, including the gospel.
We wrote about Hambo’s Seven C’s before, and we responded with the Curmudgeon’s Seven F’s — see Creative Challenge #65: The Seven F’s. Now Hambo is limiting his new post to only four C’s. Does that mean we’re limited to only four F’s? Apparently so. He labels the next sections of his post Creation, Catastrophe, Confusion, and Corruption. Briefly, here’s what he says about each:
In 1975, I began my career as a public-school science teacher in Queensland, Australia. I remember a student saying: “Sir, we heard you’re a Christian . . . but how can you believe the Bible? We know it’s not true.”
“How do you know it’s not true?” I asked.
The student responded, “Because our science textbooks tell us that the universe and life evolved over millions of years.”
Right then, the Lord gave me a burden to teach students how to think correctly about science and origins. … When evolution came up, I helped students understand that all evidence exists in the present, and that molecules-to-man evolution is a belief about the past. I also showed many examples of observational science that confirm the Bible’s history concerning Creation and the Flood. Really, I was developing an understanding of the first C — Creation.
Thrilling, isn’t it? Now he continues with the next C — Catastrophe:
When fossils came up in class, I talked about Noah’s Flood being responsible for most of the fossil record. I recall a student telling me Noah couldn’t fit all the animals on the Ark. But because I had read The Genesis Flood and other resources, I was able to explain that representative kinds of land animals — not all the species in man’s classification system—went onto the Ark. I was actually dealing with that third C — Catastrophe.
Hambo’s math is faulty. That was his Second C, and the Third is next — Confusion, something Hambo knows quite well. He explains:
When human evolution had to be covered [Hee hee!], I made sure students understood that all humans belong to one race because we are all descendants of Adam and Eve. (The secular world later confirmed with observational science what the Bible teaches, when the Human Genome Project showed, in 2000, there’s only one race.)
Hambo was years ahead of those Darwinist scientists. Let’s read on:
I explained back then that all humans are related and how, as a result of the Tower of Babel, different people groups formed with different cultures. And I made sure they understood the supposed evidence for ape-men was not fact, but a story imposed on the bones. I was really covering the fourth C — Confusion.
That was actually Hambo’s third C. There’s still one more to go — Corruption, so here’s another excerpt:
I gave my first creation apologetics presentation in a church in 1975. Mainly I discussed how science confirms the Bible and the problems with the evolution story. I continued to share this message over the next few years. But I kept receiving one question: why does it matter if Christians believe in evolution?
Good question! Hambo explains:
I had a Genesis commentary by Dr. Henry Morris, The Genesis Record, which laid out how all Christian doctrines are ultimately founded in Genesis. I also had a small booklet from England explaining that death, bloodshed, and disease could not have existed before Adam sinned. My father had also taught me how foundational the history in Genesis is to the gospel of Jesus Christ and to all doctrine.
So using all this information, I developed the “Relevance of Genesis” message that has become the backbone of Answers in Genesis. [That’s wonderful!] I was developing more understanding how the first C, Creation, relates to the second C, Corruption (the entrance of death and suffering). …
Over the years we have developed much more understanding of those first four C’s, but the basic message is still the same: “The history in Genesis 1–11 is true. That’s why the gospel based in that history is true.” Or we could say: “The first four C’s are true. That’s why the Christian message based in them is true.” Yes, the Big Four are vitally important.
That’s the end of of Hambo’s post. Thrilling, wasn’t it? But if Hambo can re-visit his Seven C’s, and pick out four of them. surely your Curmudgeon can revisit our Seven F’s and pick out the best of them. There were actually more than seven F’s in that post, especially in the comments.
The best we can do on such short notice is mention Flat Earth, the Firmament, the Flood, and the Fixed location of the Earth. What do you think, dear reader?
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